aaron crotchner

Shemar Moore called me baby girl in 2013 and I still haven't shut the fuck up about it

[paget brewster @pagetpaget]

I’m so very sad to hear about @MatthewPerry. He was lovely to me on Friends and every time I saw him in the decades after. Please read his book. It was his legacy to help. He won’t rest in peace though.. He’s already too busy making everyone laugh up there.

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

Just when I think I can't love this man anymore than I already do:
Calls me this morning when he got off work, knowing I'm in the worst emotional state I've ever been in, just so I can hear his voice and cry to him.

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

My boyfriend really just witnessed three of my personalities in the span of 5 minutes and somehow still loves me.
I'm never letting this one go.

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

@Steam I just worked 11 hours today and I just want to play FFXIV and I can't even fucking log in. Fix your shit.

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

I was obsessed with the Titanic for Y E A R S when I was younger, and my inner child has arrived kicking and screaming for another round of hyperfixation.

[.99centmemery @LisaHatesItHere]

We’re all going to hell hell😂

#TitanicRescue #OceanGate

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

@kelsinator The Titanic is a grave. Not a fucking tourist destination.

[✨ spicy socialist ✨ @missssssandrist]

Don’t ask why I don’t feel bad for them #Submersible #Titan #TitanicRescue #titanicsub #titanicsubmarine #oceangate

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

I fucking cannot with this man. 💀

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 30 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

@kayriley66 Facebook marketplace! Amazon has them too!

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

@kayriley66 Girl you gotta get something like this. It's fucking amazing.

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

@soulvoiced We're finally fucking eating

[Isi Furaniat @BeginTheEnd570]

The patch just started and the Estinien sluts are already getting their fill.

Minor spoilers for patch 6.4
#ffxivmemes #ffxiv #Estinien

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

💀

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

On birth control: felt like dogshit.
Recently off birth control: feel like a truckload of dogshit.

brb checking to see if my insurance covers a full hysterectomy.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwestern Units of Measurement:

Next door = 500 feet - 3 miles
A couple minutes away = 5-10 miles
Up North= hand gesture north-ish
Just up the road = 10-20 miles
Not too far = 45 minutes
A lil’ ways = over an hour
Pretty good drive = 2 hours+
Drive down there = literally anywhere

[aaron crotchner @xo_redacted]

Woke up to Nusi, Grimm, and my Cryptid all cuddling me in some way.