more cowbells

not that funny, so I retweet people that are.

[🦇🩸 @VampireJubes]

The Volturi Confrontation

December 31, 2006

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!

[Dalia Gebrial @daliagebrial]

I wonder if Diana were alive if she would be invited. I do know that if she did, Pete Davidson would be her date.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this one is idk

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

not yall apparently

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Of course I enjoyed that Olivia Rodrigo album cause dudes really ain’t shit at 17 or 47.

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Heaven sounds pretty communist if you ask me

[Abbie🌻 @abbiehive]

I’ve always found myself staying up late even if I was tired or had to get up early because I wanted more me time. I read up on it and it’s called revenge bedtime procrastination and people who are highly stressed do it gain a sense of control back in their life and spend their

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney Cleveland Apologist @lesbeyonsay]

RIP William Shakespeare, I know you would have feared Taylor Swift.

[Thalassomaniac @sycamoreocean]

Bridgit Mendler can do a PHD at MIT (she is currently) but not a single man in STEM could do Good Luck Charlie

[more cowbells @xoareeba_]

I have a deep, DEEP desire to go to a club with all my friends and just scream the bridge of ‘Don’t Blame Me’ by Taylor Swift from ‘reputation’ (2017) at the absolute top of my lungs. Only then can I feel truly free.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess