Dustin is a better person than me because if I was having a shit day and then Thing 1 and Thing 2 started finishing each other's sentences at my expense, I'd do something drastic
One thing I respect about Mike Wheeler is that he's an equal opportunity beef starter. He'll shade his parents, teachers, girlfriend, friends, friends' siblings. He will argue with ANYONE. He'll even piss off Will at times, he doesn't give a fuck. Even Argyle wasn't safe.