Imagine you're driving normally on the highway when suddenly... a "superhero" beaver appears, dragging a massive Christmas tree right across the road, forcing an entire line of trucks to slam on the brakes and wait patiently for "him" to cross! 🦫🎄🚚🤣
This is hands-down the most unexpected and hilarious Christmas scene of the year!
Per the Rachel Maddow show tonight:
Sources have reported that President Trump's administration is allegedly diverting funds from the Sentinel program, which is responsible for modernizing US intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) systems, towards renovating a private jet gifted by Qatar. The jet is reportedly planned to serve as a temporary Air Force One before being transferred to Trump's presidential library.
According to The New York Times, nearly $1 billion has been transferred from the nuclear modernization budget to help add gold leafing to Trump's plane which he will keep when he leaves office
hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates
Fun Fact: every single state that voted for Donald Trump receives more money from the federal government than it contributes. Red states have functioning state budgets only because of taxpayers in blues states.