schrödinger’s market. ♡

25. braindead. 🍒 @norvrandts.

[schrödinger’s market. ♡ @xochini]

i’m turning into a very specific kind of person

[rachel @chaotictransfem]

is this a threat

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me when someone sends me to the store

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hate when black people start talmbout sovereign citizenship. like girl what are you talking about, they barely gave us regular citizenship 😭😭😭

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there are no epstein files in ba sing se

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mfs be like “i got this” then ruin everything

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if you ever want to see a man crash out just put a turban on in front of a british guy

[schrödinger’s market. ♡ @xochini]

you ever meet a man and just know he has an android?

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therapy isn’t enough i need a direct shot of haldol

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AI commercials are hilarious bc they’re all really like “do you absolutely hate thinking? does the thought of working for anything completely revolt you? i have JUST the thing”

[schrödinger’s market. ♡ @xochini]

i do not “forgive and forget”. i cope and seethe

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spotify dj is so ass bro. it will make me feel like the baddest bitch for 2h and then be like "HEY REMEMBER WHEN HE CHEATED ON YOU? ALEXA PLAY FAT FUNNY FRIEND"

[jelani @JelaniMoreno]

they in the replies tb “no good job makes u stop smoking weed”

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jumping gypsy rose at her book launch

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“fuck you’re so tight”

thanks! i haven’t relaxed a day in my life

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of all the filth youre the lowest

[schrödinger’s market. ♡ @xochini]

ugly. useless. disgusting. you are a scourge

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jorking it to arcane

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hej

[☆ tyche ☆ @XochiBond]

https://t.co/EgG1OIzpbO i wrote a song maybe.....presave helena's inferno on spotify <3 #jinx #jinxarcane #arcane

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uh oh