𝘅𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘅𝗼𝘂𝗹™|³⁶⁵ 🎭🦠 🍡🎋🎀

Data analyst, frontend Web developer, JavaScript, PHP and R.
and oh, I play the keyboard 🎹 and Bass guitar 🎸 and a lover of astronomy.

[𝘅𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘅𝗼𝘂𝗹™|³⁶⁵ 🎭🦠 🍡🎋🎀 @xoftxoul]

@DanielRegha Johnny drille's song is the best out of everything on this list

[𝘅𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘅𝗼𝘂𝗹™|³⁶⁵ 🎭🦠 🍡🎋🎀 @xoftxoul]

@shesco_co @Toribabieegirl Funny enough, I went with a friend two weeks ago to visit a doctor and I overheard them discussing football. I couldn't believe my ears!

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.

[𝘅𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘅𝗼𝘂𝗹™|³⁶⁵ 🎭🦠 🍡🎋🎀 @xoftxoul]

@SkylarksPlace Should this even be up for debate 🤔?
8 pro ticks all the boxes whichever way you look at it.

Xiaomi 13 pro I'm coming for you soonest!

[fai✨ @Ibidola_]

‘New beach in Lagos’

Meanwhile it’s just a different entrance to the same old beach 🤣

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Colonial masters when they’re not holding guns:

[Skylark's Place Gadgets 💉📱 @SkylarksPlace]

Samsung Users, Do This Today.

One simple habit I recommend is restarting my phone at least twice a week.

Most people only restart their phone when it starts acting up. Meanwhile, apps stay active, temporary files build up, and RAM remains occupied longer than necessary.

A quick restart can:
• Free up RAM
• Clear temporary system processes
• Fix minor lag and app glitches
• Refresh Wi-Fi, mobile data, and Bluetooth connections
• Help your phone run more smoothly

The best part? I don't even have to remember.

On Samsung:
Settings → Battery & Device Care → Auto optimisation → Auto Restart

Set it for a time you're usually asleep (like 2:00 AM) and let your phone maintain itself.

It's not a magic fix, but it's one of the easiest habits that helps keep a phone performing at its best.

Do you restart your phone regularly, or only when it starts misbehaving?

The feature is available for Redmi/Xiaomi users as well...

[Chizzy🌻 @ayam_Chizzy]

Those of you that carry Gas cylinders inside Baco bags what exactly is your problem? Did you steal it?🙄🤔😏

[Shiggs @blen_shiigs]

The day I treated a Prof of anesthesiology . She tried everything to avoid medical words , she kept referring to me as sir until I asked her where is the abdominal pain located , she said around the right iliac fossa . I just paused 😒

[Skylark's Place Gadgets 💉📱 @SkylarksPlace]

THE DAY MY XIAOMI 13 PRO JOINED THE GREEN LINE ASSOCIATION (@Thazhigilla_ would be proud of me)
A few weeks ago, I was in Abuja.

Now, anyone who has spent enough time in the FCT knows that Abuja and heat are practically in a committed relationship. The temperature can be ridiculous on some days.

I noticed that my Xiaomi 13 Pro was getting noticeably warmer than usual, both while charging and during normal use. At first, I thought it was just one of those random phone moments. However, when I eventually left Abuja, the phone returned to its usual operating temperature.

Interesting.

For context, the Xiaomi 13 Pro is a proper 2023 flagship. Excellent cameras, amazing display, powerful performance, great for content creation, multitasking, photography, videography, and basically everything you'd expect from a premium Android device.
(Yes, my Android people, this is your cue to smile confidently.)

Then came the plot twist.

One regular day, I was scrolling through X, replying customers on WhatsApp, attending to gadget orders, and generally minding my business when a very thin green line suddenly appeared on the right side of my screen.

No warning.

No dramatic fall.

No water damage.

No consultation.

Just a perfectly straight green line from the top of the display to the bottom, as if someone used a ruler to draw it.

Congratulations.

I had officially joined the Green Line Association.

After weeks of research, discussions, troubleshooting, and reading experiences from other users across multiple brands, this is the conclusion I arrived at:

- HEAT IS AN ENEMY.
- MANUFACTURING DEFECTS ARE ALSO ENEMIES.
- And sometimes they work together.

Many people associate green lines with Samsung devices because several Galaxy models over the years have had well-documented reports of the issue. What many people don't realize is that Samsung Display is one of the largest OLED manufacturers in the world and supplies display panels to several smartphone brands, including Xiaomi, Apple, OnePlus, Vivo, OPPO, and others.

However, having a Samsung-made display does NOT automatically mean a phone will develop green lines.

The issue can result from:

• Manufacturing tolerances or defects
• Driver IC failures
• Display connector or bonding issues
• Excessive heat exposure
• Physical impact or stress
• Water damage
• Long-term panel degradation
• In rare cases, software-related display control issues

This explains why green lines have appeared on devices from Samsung, OnePlus, Pixel, Xiaomi, and even occasionally on iPhones.

The display manufacturer is only one piece of the puzzle.

In my case, I strongly suspect heat played a role. Whether it exposed an existing manufacturing weakness or accelerated an already developing fault, I can't say with absolute certainty.

What I can say is that prolonged exposure to high temperatures is never good for electronic devices.

That said, let's be realistic.

For every person posting green lines online, there are thousands of users enjoying the exact same phones without ever experiencing the issue.

You'll hear people say:
"Don't buy Samsung, green line."
"Don't buy Xiaomi, green line."
"Don't buy OnePlus, green line."
At this rate, we'll soon be communicating with smoke signals...😒

The truth is that no brand is completely immune.

Phones are machines. Machines sometimes fail.

So don't let the fear of green lines stop you from buying a smartphone that genuinely suits your needs, whether it's Android or iPhone.

Life is already stressful enough.

Buy the phone.
Take pictures.
Make memories.
Reply your customers.
And pray your display remains faithful.

As for me, I'm currently using a Samsung flagship and enjoying it.

If a green line appears again, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
Preferably without another line joining the first one.

And yes, before I forget...

We sell both Android and iPhones and deliver nationwide.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk... 😌😁

[temi may. the executive assistant @temilolusogebi]

An entire state can get wiped out in one night and Nigerians will go to work the next day. We’re being exposed to an insane level of violence and we’re scrolling away

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.

Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

There’s a wealth threshold beyond which money stops changing your lifestyle. At that level, Dangote and Elon Musk can enjoy virtually the same luxuries.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[MotherOfPassports @WinnieRioba]

Someone said if it comes to “South Africa Vs Morocco” they will support “Vs” 💀💀💀

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

once you remove 10k from 100k, the money go just remain 13,200

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

for fela mind now he go think say he witness bad government.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

why not just build the data centers in antarctica where no one gives a fuck and its cold

[Big Chilli @TheMakda]

She just broke up with me on WhatsApp call and when it ended WhatsApp asked me to rate the call