when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs
my dad went to Payless and tried on a bunch of shoes and finally found a pair he liked and went to the counter to buy them and the store clerk asked him if he was wearing the shoes and he said no, they are in the box and the clerk said we don’t sell these shoes here and it turned out someone switched the new shoes with their gross old shoes and those gross used shoes were the ones my dad bonded with and wanted to buy.
She proved you can do everything right. Win the most challenges (3/3), represent your culture unapologetically, take PreP, about to possibly be the first gay person crowned by the franchise. But if the judges are homophobic, none of it matters