Jessica Labrie

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

70° weather in October….perfect time to break out the upper lip sweat #sweatingmyassoff

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

@MelnicNH 🤣🤣🤣

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

Alex was like “We need to buy mum plants soon to decorate outside” and I was like “No I was just thinking of having my mom sit on the stairs for a while” 💀

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

America, land of the bullshit.

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

Oh and then picking every tooth to try to get the food out while also talking to me and trying to keep it classy with her Pinot Grigio in the other hand 💀

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

Can we stop licking our fingers after we eat things in public, like this chick literally licked all 10 fingers while maintaining a conversation with me 😂😂😂

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

What a fucked up country this is. Take away women’s reproductive rights but give everybody a gun. What could go wrong.

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

Kind of wild what nice weather does to your mood ☀️

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

Fuckin bops playing in the doctors office rn

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

Sometimes you just need to shut your work computer down and let out a good scream

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

News flash - No one wants to see your corned beef meal

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

@meghollingshead I hate humans honestly

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

@meghollingshead I’m deceased 💀💀💀💀

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

@meghollingshead HAHAHAHHAHA DEAD

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

Shame on the companies that are making their employees risk their life to go into work tomorrow during a huge snow storm and not giving them any options to stay safe. Fuck you guys! 😡

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

@meghollingshead ROFL

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

People are so damn nosy, and make it so obvious lmfao

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

Any one else’s trash man break your trash barrel every time they come and get your trash? Like can I help you sir??

[Jessica Labrie @xojessox321]

Omg my dogs are fuckin barrrrrrkinnnnnn holy shit