Keira Knightley

English Rose

[Keira Knightley @xokeira]

Sadly, I shan't.

[Keira Knightley @xokeira]

Been receiving unsolicited messages from fans expressing dismay over the divorce of Seal, my former pet otter. He was always sans partner.

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I shan't discuss what happened with Seal now, but soon I will divulge. Seal was my pet otter, for those who do not know.

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Cheddar and chutney on brioche, plus macerated figs and a crisp glass of Dom Pérignon (the 1996 vintage is the only one of which I approve).

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I feel compelled to mention I shan't be discussing Daniel on the Twitter until I am good and ready to endure the anger that will come of it.

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After nearly two years of contemplation, I have decided to return to Twitter. Fragile thing that I am, please be kind.

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I would like to sleep, but am afraid I shan't. A pickle would be lovely, however.

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Thank you all, my dear fans, for the birthday wishes you extended to me a few days ago. It is because of you I realise how special I am.

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Drat! Cannot fall asleep, I shall require assistance, but what?

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Belated festive greetings to all? Father Christmas brought me a Chanel bag and fig pudding!

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Blast! My new year was horribly uneventful (Computer Sad Face). Surely my fans had a better one? The pickles are not done.

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I LOVE MY AMERICAN FANS EVEN IF THEIR GOVERNMENT IS FOLLY AND I AM USING CAPPS LOCK BUTTON TO FEEL INFLUENTIAL WITHOUT BEING BRASH!

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Blast!

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@stevegigslegend How nice of you, dear!

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I have not been twitting for I had a bout of illness, was distraught. But I figured I shall say hello to all my fans! (Computer Smile Face)

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USING THE CAPPS LOCK BUTTON MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL WITHOUT USING COLOURFUL OR DEFAMATORY LANGUAGE

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I AM USING THE CAPPS LOCK BUTTON BECAUSE I AM VERY HAPPY.

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MY FIRST PERFORMANCE WENT SO VERY WELL. I DID MARVELOUS. STANDING OVATION. COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. XOXO

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Does anyone know where I can find a good chimney sweep?

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Argh my pickles once again have an awful taste! (Computer Sad Face) The one thing Daniel could do well was brine pickles.