Joey Yandle

Dancer, hacker, shaman. Cryptographer at @trustmachinesco, formerly @mobilecoin. Working on threshold sigs for @stacks #sBTC, post-quantum sigs for @bitcoin

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@ashley6meyer In terms of day drinking, backyard grilling, and self immolation via patriotic pyrotechnics?

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@JamesSurges @Jasonlewis54 @Nima292 @AliR_Ahmadi Who’s delusional? The guy you’re responding to is just summarizing the letter, and the Iranian dude is just repeating well known history

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@mwfowlie @Utter_Savagery @hnykda rot13 has entered the chat

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@EricSuNet @hnykda If your ssh keys don’t live on dongles you’re doing something wrong

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@Shekelenstein @Bonneysl1 @thirtythree @elonmusk @SpaceX Within millions of years includes tomorrow

[Circle @circle]

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Key benefits:
→ USDCx on Stacks is 1:1 backed by USDC held in xReserve
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[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

Here's the heart of my elliptic curve livestream, where I talk about why cryptographers don't trust NIST standards, and how that relates to the curve used in Bitcoin

[Stacks Developers @StacksDevs]

Two Curves, Two Worlds

Hear @xoloki, Cryptographer at StacksLabs, explain the cultural and mathematical rifts between secp256r1 & secp256k1

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

I did a livestream today with @ECBSJ on the topic of elliptic curves (secp256k1 vs secp256r1) and their use in @Stacks Clarity smart contracts:

https://t.co/6JLNlrQ27L

[eric @ECBSJ]

Stacks DevRel office hours | ELI5 secp256r1 ft. Joey Yandle https://t.co/P3l4ueHS3k

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@grok understands the difference between scientific law and theory far better than you do.

For example, Newton's Law of Gravity fails to give accurate predictions in many cases where Einstein's Theory of General Relativity gives excellent results.

In science, laws are just mathematical formulations of a given theory. They are only as good as the theory they come from.

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@raarts @yanabantai '96 for me, but yeah.

Downloading the disks wasn't the problem, it was when one of the disks randomly failed, so you had to drive over to your friend's (who wasn't insane enough to put Linux on his computer) and hope he had an extra floppy.

Then repeat until success.

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@otokyo Tom kha gai 🤤

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@otokyo Crime against meat

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@SteveSpald76716 @cmw7373 @chefsevenn Doesn't matter! It's ptional for rexture...

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@soiled_plants2 Sublingual B12, something in the 2500 to 5000 mcg range. If your B12 is deficient it's like a night and day difference.

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@andykings101 @joeroganhq Let's see the grok transcripts!

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@chefsevenn roasted garlic, heirloom tomatoes, mushrooms, avocado, red/rainbow chard

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@duncanbudd @Brian_Peotter @fermatslibrary You still need to launch to a synchronous orbit to build the elevator. And unless you plan on launching the entire mass for the elevator, you'll need to escape, go capture an asteroid, and bring it back. And still launch the equipment to convert the asteroid to the elevator.

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@itsfoss 13 floppies

[Joey Yandle @xoloki]

@Mlfreeman75 @SST3D @evo4g63t @Sadie_NC What promises to Russia did we reneg? If you’re talking about NATO expansion, there was never a written agreement, it’s Russian propaganda that there was a verbal agreement.

Это правильно, нет товарищ?