madison but im calling her maddy

my grandmama hate it but my lil mama love it; she/her 29

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some dude asked me what i majored in and scoffed when i said general studies. goes on to tell me he majored in theology and getting his masters in divinity.

like okay bruh at least i didn’t major in imaginary friends

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@Minecraft donkey armor

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@playPalia hello IS IT TIME YET? 🥹🫶🏻 i wanna go home

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christian is so disappointed in trains rn

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live tweeting my bowel movements to my mother

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seems so familiar

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cosplaying as @thebookleo while in amsterdam this week. (white collared shirt with a sweater on top)

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the road is paved with squirrels that couldn’t make a decision

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rare photo of Max Verstappen

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@BatemanBeBallin soooo many of the dudes from my wedding would be heartbroken to hear you say that lmfao

[trash jones @jzux]

“did you watch the grammys” yeah right after i read the newspaper

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

All I want for Christmas is Charles Leclerc world champion 2023

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@BrantGotro for starters i’d never share the opinion of someone who refers to women as females. also we don’t know her therefore really don’t get to judge how she moves on. idk why the facts presented here make her a “sketchball”. i just think it was a pretty sorry tweet.

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@BrantGotro oof. this is a terrible take tbh.

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

waiting out the storm ⛈

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soon to be violently humbled when it says how many times i’ve listened to Stick Season and the 10 min version of All Too Well

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@Jordan_E_Robert @ImFlashCallahan saw this?

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@ImFlashCallahan u should vote in the primaries 😘

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just like hotels don’t have a 13th floor, airports shouldn’t have a gate C4

[TGR Haas F1 Team @HaasF1Team]

Kevin Magnussen, you are a Formula 1 Pole Position sitter 🙌🇩🇰🙌🇩🇰🙌

#HaasF1 #BrazilGP

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do you have a friend that you avoid seeing bc it hurts so bad when you gotta say goodbye????