Mother—
These words evade me. The Draft Council sent word by telegram that I am to be dispatched to Chicago in immediacy!
Rest assured that I will carry our family name with honor & distinction. Your pride is my guiding light.
I find myself gone with the Wind to Chicago.
—CW
MIKE MITCHELL RANT FROM 7-YEARS AGO, ABOUT HOW THE #NFL IS MESSING OVER DEFENDERS:
“I feel like I’ve gotta ask a guy are you ready for me to hit you. THAT IS CRAZY, I’m gonna get hurt protecting an offensive player.”
(🎥@JBaileyNFL, @RSherman_25)
Mother—
Scouts from sea to shining sea have descended into the City of Angels to exhibit my capability with artillery and command of the regiment.
I am not the wooden horse of the Trojan War. With every fiber if my being, I yearn for victory.
I humbly seek your blessings.
—CW
Citizens of Chicago—
With a weighted heart, I have donned the colors of battle into the sunset for the final moments. The wind on my back, I will remain a son of the Second City.
Only in the agony of parting, do we look into the depths of love.
With sincerest gratitude.
—JF
Lt. @MarvHarrisonJr—
Brethren of the Buckeye, how is my Ohio Valley? How I yearn for her pastures.
I pray this letter finds you in highest spirits and good health. Your name echoes like a cannon's road, and your pedigree is heralded.
Ride west to the City of Wind in union.
—JF
Dearest Mother—
I write to you in mirthful delight! The troops withstood a struggle against the Sheepish Men in Lion Clothing.
Whilst the looming prospect of replacement sents shivers down the spine, my fear has become a catalyst intensifying my focus.
Yours in Victory.
—JF
The Steelers are doing terrible because their playcaller is named Matt CANADA. This is the type of shit Trump was warning us about.
What ever happened to Matt AMERICA?!?