megs

i like funny stuff.

[megs @xomeganec]

Raise your hand if you’re only on here because nothing else is working and you don’t know how to survive without knowing what everyone else is doing

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Made a relationship pact with my best friend: If neither of us is married by the time we’re 40, we honestly tell each other what traits make us unlovable.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

you should at the very least, on a human level, be able to appreciate an amazing rack

[megs @xomeganec]

Going through pictures of the kids in my class this year and not being able to see their little smiles makes me so sad 😷😕

[esosa. @godesosax]

a lot of parents deserve to be told that they did a very bad job raising their kids...

[megs @xomeganec]

All @britneyspears wants to do is spin around. Leave her alone

[Love from the planet Mars @oliviaknowpe]

Me ignoring you IS me being nice lmao

[Kenice Mobley @kenicemobley]

6 different Batmen in my lifetime feels like too many

[megs @xomeganec]

Dunkin really went and got us all addicted to 5 dollar cold brews, damn.

[megs @xomeganec]

It’s not over sleeping that makes me late. It’s laying in bed dreading going to work that does 💤

[ًsteez. @arissteez]

pulling down your mask to hear 🤝 turning down the radio to see

[idk anymore @littlespoonking]

Returning online orders is too much of a hassle. I just take my L and go about my day in misery

[megs @xomeganec]

Ginny & Georgia on @netflix. I love it.

[LaBreezeana,⚜️ @Labreezeana]

The IRS really HATES single people with no kids. 😒

[megs @xomeganec]

I’m like a teenage boy in this weather I just have to drift wherever I go

[your fav💕 @bessica_]

y’all be mad on thanksgiving when ppl post plates, mad on christmas when ppl get gifts, mad on valentine’s day when ppl are cuffed.. shit mad on easter when ppl at church like 😭😭 what holiday yall be happy on? tf. it’s giving miserable

[marianne eloise @marianne_eloise]

sorry for not keeping in touch. i have literally nothing to say

[jen 🍅 @jenrara]

Drivers License would have destroyed my life if it came out when I was 17