Mary Kate

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

Why are we buying bread and milk?

Get wine. And chocolate cake. Maybe some Oreos. Do this winter storm right.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chiefs Accused Of Rigging Games By Playing Better Than The Other Teams https://t.co/L78a2nN9bE

[wi ⎕ ⚭🏹 @cornerstoneism]

matty as golden retrievers - a thread 🪡 🧵💛

[Mary Kate @xomkd]

@P2Danaher Mine

[Mary Kate @xomkd]

How do we take down @Ticketmaster ???? Asking for 2.5 million friends #TicketmasterIsOverParty

[Chuck Hollwedel @chuck_hollwedel]

Twitter world, my amazing friends tragically lost the life of their son Joseph to anencephaly. Pease read about their story and consider donating to/sharing their GoFundMe. Thank you!

https://t.co/Hc36TrGwTs

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

Me after listening to All Too Well for the 139th time

[Mary Kate @xomkd]

@FedEx get your shiz together!!!!!!!!!

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

Hey @FedEx & @FedExHelp - my friend, Erin Doherty, is getting married in 3 weeks and you guys lost her wedding dress somewhere in Hutchins, TX.

How are you going to fix this? Because, you need to. ASAP.

(retweet to help out and get this bride her dress!)

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

Hey @FedEx & @FedExHelp - my friend, Erin Doherty, is getting married in 3 weeks and you guys lost her wedding dress somewhere in Hutchins, TX.

How are you going to fix this? Because, you need to. ASAP.

(retweet to help out and get this bride her dress!)

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[That auntie with the Altima @dmills3288]

When do men stop doing basketball moves in the house? Like at what age does it stop? Bc if I get crossed up at 7AM on the way to the kitchen one more time....😒

[Mary Kate @xomkd]

@Jwlesvurn @jenfulwiler @TeawithTolkien You’re my sister. You have to reply to me. Jen is not. Working on our friendship over here!

[Mary Kate @xomkd]

@jenfulwiler @TeawithTolkien Hahahaha 💀 where does one find a mask like this?! Asking for a friend......

[Jen Fulwiler @jenfulwiler]

When your quarantine habit of buying random stuff goes to the next level

[erikamegan_ @erikamegan1]

I find peace knowing that Madi will forever be in Barb’s vow renewal pictures #suckitbarb #TheBachelor

[Mary Kate @xomkd]

This is a MOOD

[Jen Fulwiler @jenfulwiler]

When you bit your sibling, got sent to the naughty corner, and regret nothing

[Mary Kate @xomkd]

When Kyli is the coolest person I know and THE ONE WHO GAVE BRAD PITT THE CHIEFS HAT!!!! ❤️💛❤️ RT so they can go to the super bowl together!!! #bradpitt #KansasCityChiefs

[Mary Kate @xomkd]

@Oreo I miss the GOT Oreos please bring them back 😭

[Mary Kate @xomkd]

@OneandonlyAK @HuskerFBNation