wylie

sorry bout it

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

just saw someone at the grocery store ask chatgpt which aisle the pasta is on

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[litquidity @litcapital]

Spotted outside of Morgan Stanley’s HQ in Times Square today 😭

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me turning on my $25 ice spice air fryer

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[alxndr @alexaldente]

The egg I’m poaching:

[Sparky 💊🔪 @Sparkpoodle1]

I can not understand what the big deal is with pasteurization? It's literally just heating milk for a set time then rapidly cooling it

No chemicals, no high tech equipment, it's just heated milk

[amelia ✮ is a star ✮ @BalsamicFor5SOS]

no because yall weren't there and it shows

[Waffeul @Waffeul_]

he is smiling because he can run so fast

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Resident Evil journal entries at Umbrella Corp:

[halsey @halsey]

I keep your lights on for years and this is the thanks I get?

[ripe tomato @littlecharhar]

how it feels to never use chatgpt

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

I still can’t believe the younger brother grew up to accidentally kill his little sister and left her body in the car for their mom to find

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

So…about last night