"The ROC’s not crumbling, till the leprechaun magically run out of pranks, your son on a federal jail line mumbling something about having too much in his drink. You know how dumb that is?"
- Jay-Z during his freestyle at Roots Picnic
I need a laugh. I’m trying so hard to find that yankee fitted dress because I feel like that’s the only thing that can bring me the type of laughter I’m craving. *fingers crossed that the twitter gods will hear me*
I’ve had @softglas x How Strange since the drop back in 2021. Kept it wrapped until this evening, and yall, streaming - beautiful album. Vinyl?!? *chef kiss*
I’m trying, but ATL wants to hit us over the head with 80 degrees one day then 50 degrees another :( I’m ready to smell like dainty floral sunshine already
Y’all can’t keep calling Jay-Z irrelevant while having hourly temper tantrums about him. That’s not what irrelevant means. You’re gonna give yourselves ulcers while wearing your tin foil hat. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be in a Yankee fitted rapping 22 Two’s & Never Change.