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dissociating

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Best compliment of the week

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just sneezed back to back during a HIIT and hills bike ride. happy to be alive.

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My vocal stim of the weekend is

… Melanie *Corbin voice*
#loveisland

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What’s good for the goose is good for the gander

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Someone needs to take the strike through text feature away from me on iMessage.

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My mother is a micro celebrity at Shores and Market Basket. Give this woman a tv show.

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If Ricky Martin doesn’t come out at the concert tonight idk

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Tell Me Lies is the best worst show to exist

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2026 so far: beat Mario galaxy now I’m going to beat Mario galaxy 2

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Everything felt so right in 2017 🥀

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The bong has me watching the movie Sing with my undivided attention

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How You Gonna Act Like That blasting in the tanning booth right now

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@JayLav_ LMFAOOOOOOOOO THANK YOU!

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Yall think the JHS Harlem Shake is still on YouTube ?

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@JayLav_ Need the link.

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The men in Puerto Rico are built directly from the hands of Jesus Christ himself my LORD !!!!

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Got 164 points in fantasy last week. Talk to me extremely nice.

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Working with 23 year olds that call you Unc is not for the weak

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No preworkout just 6 tablets of methylprednisolone this morning for breakfast

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Outside chillin on Snooki’s PORCH !

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If I pass away at the Breezy Bowl tonight, just know I’m where I’m supposed to be