Constantine the Frog (they/them)

1 days since last incident

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

Praying the gay away so hard i blow a blood vessel

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

he has conquered the beast

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@ritaarens just past ur street and screamed out the window to say hi

Hope all is well

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

I am now deleting Twitter

I'd you need me, I'll be in a cave with a flip phone

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I would watch Euphoria if it didn't have drugs and they all got along and they had to bake 3 things a week to impress the judges and try to get star baker

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

i deleted snapchat

b ready for some content

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@noland_haley no babe that

that's not it

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

Sing with me 🙏📿🤲

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@elliemay0412 A real declaration of war if you ask me...

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@elliemay0412 im sorry, what?

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@M_a_d_i__ That's just country livin

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@noland_haley Glad some is of us are laughing

😐😐😐

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

The next table to not tip me after sitting here an hour and a half after tabbing out is getting their head shaved with a dull frosting spreader

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@noland_haley So this wasn't a joke

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@lily_arens Lemme check my work scheddy😂

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

Who would be interested in a Twitter besties brunch on a sunday sometime this month?

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@LSR7 @lsnbroncos @LSNChoirs @mmea428 @STAexcels It's been a week

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@lily_arens Yes please

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

STOP MARKING MY VENMO TRANSACTIONS AS GOOD AND SERVICES OR I'LL PISS INTO YOUR LYMPHS

[Constantine the Frog (they/them) @xooner523]

@_rainabaker This is offensive