Paigeeee

[Dolly @DollyMollyF]

being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week

[mj @princ3ssbngwtr]

no one could’ve mentally prepared me for when you get sick but you have a breastfed baby so you can’t take any decongestants and just have to raw dog being ungodly congested 😭😭😭

[Paigeeee @xopaigeeem]

I hope when I have my next baby I live somewhere you can go for a walk year round bc I would LOVE to get out of the house & go for walks everyday but it’s 20° outside 🫠

[Paigeeee @xopaigeeem]

Why does my babies milk/puke breath smell good to me 💀

[Paigeeee @xopaigeeem]

Just spent an hour breastfeeding my kid just for her to spit up all over me and then act hungry again 🙃

[mj @princ3ssbngwtr]

why did skinny me go grocery shopping all I want is ice cream and all I have are carrots

[Paigeeee @xopaigeeem]

Everyone keeps telling me I’m small for being 36 weeks but I don’t feel small, I’m uncomfortable af, & I’m ready to birth this baby… couldn’t imagine being even bigger 🙃

[Paigeeee @xopaigeeem]

the pregnancy rage is sooo real today 😅

[Paigeeee @xopaigeeem]

They say pregnant people pee a lot but 4 times in my first hour at work this morning was a bit ridiculous

[Paigeeee @xopaigeeem]

Being pregnant and craving something but not knowing what exactly that craving is other than savory is soooo annoying 🙃

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m really gonna “I deserve a little treat”
my way into never being able to retire

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

sorry for all the mean and accurate shit i said

[mj @princ3ssbngwtr]

one minute you’re young and free and the next you’re picking out breast pumps to become your tiny humans personal cow

[mj @princ3ssbngwtr]

I love having a husband because I don’t even have to think while in an airport

[Paigeeee @xopaigeeem]

@_ambermalone I’ll die 🙃

[mj @princ3ssbngwtr]

“omg you’re so lucky your husband offers to do all of that stuff for you”

LUCKY??? you think I’d marry someone that didn’t worship the ground I walked on??? some of y’all need to learn how to not settle for the bare minimum in life 🙏

[Paigeeee @xopaigeeem]

@princ3ssbngwtr SHUT UP, congratulations!!! 🤍

[MEHMOONICrave @themehmooni]

Thank you large weather rat