Chris Houghton

totally absolutely 100% me.

[Chris Houghton @xopherhoughton]

my 20 minutes of wasted time. #iwasonbreak #BryzSelfie @mnwild #mnwild

[Chris Houghton @xopherhoughton]

🎉 I just found out my favorite site, Remaker AI, is hosting a Halloween Carnival! 🎃 Every user can claim the $2.99 package for FREE! Let's enjoy this together!"🙌💰 https://t.co/ZtY0bRhi5U https://t.co/wEV6hNouag

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The Largest Interactive Baseball Theme Park - #FanFest is July 11-16. Visit http://t.co/pGUUq2z9TG and use promo code FFTC for $5 off!

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@Razor5Hole you were technically correct, as you'd have to cross the river to get to MPLS, so it is on the Eastern bank/side/watershed/etc

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@TeamCoco 1993's 3rd funniest person. 1994-2008's tallest on tv. 2009's best beard. 2010's funniest hobo. 2011's dangersexiest at 11 #COBio

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Reason #18 Your Car Smells: PICKLES! (Don’t ask) Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

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@JeffPassan the rest of the country hates Boston and New York equally.

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Reason #13 Your Car Smells: Salsa malfunction. Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

[Chris Houghton @xopherhoughton]

I earned the Lone Wolf sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/eKiFJR

[Chris Houghton @xopherhoughton]

Reason #8 Your Car Smells: Tuna breath. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

[Chris Houghton @xopherhoughton]

Reason #7 Your Car Smells: Grandma’s “quilt collection”. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

[Chris Houghton @xopherhoughton]

Reason #4 Your Car Smells: It's haunted by pig farmer poltergeists. Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

[Chris Houghton @xopherhoughton]

Reason #2 Your Car Smells: Carburetor mouse nest! Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweeps @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

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@CraigyFerg was awesome tonight.

[Chris Houghton @xopherhoughton]

@ConanOBrien a #tokyosandblaster combines a standard Taking Grandma to Applebee's with a mallet, an actual apple, and a large rubber glove.

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@TeamCoco all gone in 33 seconds?!

[Chris Houghton @xopherhoughton]

Hey @TeamCoco! I just voted for #JackNicholson to be #ConansFirstGuest on TBS November 8th! Vote @ http://bit.ly/9osqCh

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@alyankovic http://twitpic.com/2wvnbu - mr. peterson!!!