Rollins G Squirrel

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never *tail*.... you know you fear me... xoxo... gossip squirrel

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

@MarieRunfola hell ya it is so is the season of PEOPLE EATIN OUTSIDE HOLLA FO A DOLLA GIMME DAT FOOD

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

The freshman 15 is real people #ieaturleftovers

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Someone get a me burrito from da CSS burrito parlor plz dat meat smell guud need fuel 4 attic

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Back in action shakin up these trees watchin dees butch frosh boys walk under my dome #shakeitformesquirrel #acornyhorny

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Harlem shake branches over ya so acorns bonk you on da head #fbga

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

HELP SOS IMDBB IM DROWNDJSN DROWNIBG FRAAANKJ OMG FUCK WTF QWHAT IS THIS F YU RAIUN GOD

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

THE HUMANS ARE FEASTING #overflowingtrashcans

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

“@rollinscollege: With students gone for break, the campus cats are taking over! http://t.co/yXVui7eu” THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME #pleasecomeback

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

So so sad human gossip girl is over, but not to fear, gossip squirrel lives on!!!!!

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

This squirrel is gettin #faded tonight!!! #fuckfinals #QueerAtTier

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

I hear lots of people have been stressin AND undressin.... 😮 #finalsweeksexualrelease #TESTicles

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

“@Rollins_Problem: THE SQUIRRELS ON THIS CAMPUS ARE SOME CRAZY FUCKERS” sorry for party rocking #hyfr #nuts

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Wow way to send out an alert when there's a hit and run DO U KNOW HOW MANY OF MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MURDERED BY CARS HERE? #justahitandruuun

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Ugh Mckean fire alarm going off again #whosinatowl #hopefullySEXY

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Slutty Sunday, I see you betches in your boots. #missedyou

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Human life returning to campus slowly but surely. *~sCaNdAlOuS~* #ivebeenwaiting

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Wha- what was that? I heard a giggle coming from TKE. Who is getting freaky in TKE-y? Probably the stragglers left behind shackin up #whynot

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Gonna be one less lonely squirrel when the party returns to Rollins after break #deuces #stilllurking

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Suns out guns out AKA just saw a pack of beefy baseball boys strut by #takeoffyourshirts

[Rollins G Squirrel @xorcsquirrel]

Woke up to a fucking CRANE all up in my grill by Olin bitch betta recognize I'm no ordinary squirrel