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30% sugar 70% spice i’m not really nice but 100% failure at life

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I’m just so proud of my flyers 🥹 I knew we wouldn’t make it to the next round but I’m glad the boys are having fun again 🥹

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Stepping away from sales and the beauty industry as a whole after nearly 15 years together is so bittersweet 🥹

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Genuinely in love with my life

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Yall be weird af idc 😂

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Everything will always work itself out, what is meant for you is already yours, don’t like something? Change it

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Am I living in the fucking twilight zone right now

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Couldn’t tell you the last time I woke up this happy about life

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It’s crazy how fast things can change

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It might be the millennial in us but my boyfriend and I love going to the mall 😅

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No more Mrs Nice Guy

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You know the depression is bad when you dust off your Nintendo switch

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Lmao told ya 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I hope you know the size of the bounty you just put on your head

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If you have an older car that doesn’t have LEDs or are too cheap to purchase them yourself, that doesn’t give you the go ahead to drive with your fucking hi beams on dickheads

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Lmaoooooo you are a dumb ass cunt you know that?

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YOU WANT A FIGHT YOU FOUND IT IVE GOT THE PLACE SURROUNDED YOU’LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU’RE DROWNING WHOSE PORTRAIT ON A MANTLE WHO COVERED UP YOUR SCANDALS MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS AND FIND YOUR CARD CANCELLED I WAS YOUR FATHER FIGURE YOU PULLED-

[holly⸆⸉❤️‍🔥0️⃣ @itsmeholll]

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It feels like I’m having Deja vu from rep/lover era being a swiftie

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

The Life of a Showgirl is for teenagers who are currently in their 30s. If you get it you get it.

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My boyfriend made me watch trueblood instead of my annual VPD rewatch and now I’m obsessed with it and tell me why my favorite one is fucking Eric 🤦🏻‍♀️ plz tell me this man gets better PLZ

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I still can’t believe I lost two best friends in the span of 4 years 😭