sarah ☀️️

Treat People With Kindness ✨

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

I can’t believe i’m a whole wife. wtf

[maddi @mischiefmaddied]

Twitter feels like Hogwarts when it was under rule by Dolores Umbridge

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

clap if you think she should suffer

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

not layne & I’s life insurance policy kicking in the day i’m listening to true crime podcasts about offing people for the money 💀💀

[say :)(: @kgleeb]

the best part about being a gleek is telling people the glee version of a song is better and watching their faces go white.

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

i’ve been watching too much love island uk bc I just got ready for bed and layne looked at me and said “you’re lookin real fit, innit” 💀

[E! News @enews]

Remembering Cory Monteith on what would have been his 41st birthday. 🤍🕊️

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

starting love island uk for the very first time i’m v excited

(but starting from s3 bc I heard the first two aren’t great)

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

shitting myself bc lynn, aspen and I got tix to see the jonas brothers AND weekend 2 of ACL today. rip to my bank acc 🥲

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

tryna move back to houston asap

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

my husband SPOILS me. 🥰

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

I hate that plus sized clothes are too big for me, but regular xs-xl is too small. literally why I hate shopping for clothes 😭

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

guys take shrooms and realise the same things a 13 year old girl understood after listening to the 1975 once

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

panic! at the disco is no more and my heart is broken. a band that has literally raised me since I was 8yrs old. i’ve seen them every single time they’ve come to texas and it hurts knowing that last september was the last time i’ll ever see them 💔

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

celebrating my credit limit increase on my amex by treating myself 💀💀

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

4 years ago today Layne & I moved in together :’)

I miss living in Houston sm 🥺

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

i’m taking a nap at my aunts house before we go out and I took my contacts out and I don’t have my glasses so I made my text big af on my phone so I could read it 💀
i’ve never felt so old in my life

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

nothing is more irritating when you own a small business and people want something from that small business and they chalk it up to being a christmas present or a birthday present. no one ever wants to pay me for it. they just want it. especially family.

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

I wish someone loved giving me head scratches as much as I love giving them to other people 🥺

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

2000+ years ago a baby was born in Bethlehem and now my dog celebrates the first 24 days of December with a dog treat calendar.

[sarah ☀️️ @xosarahsun]

curled my hair this morning and was getting frustrated bc when I finished a section, the previous section was already falling. then I realized my dumbass had the heat setting on 280°. my hair is used to 385°-400° 💀