kayen (kay-en)

retired therapist friend here to shitpost into the void on my alt 🫶🏾 No unsolicited DMs, ty!

[kayen (kay-en) @xothatbinch]

count the letters ! … but yeah that too

[kayen (kay-en) @xothatbinch]

I miss f******g

[ꨄ︎ Dr. Princess ꨄ︎ @PinKIYSensei]

Pls go look at the “man” that sparked this convo.

[Agüebardo te la Entierra @Bnfrs_00]

Por eso Jesús perdonó a la puta y al ladrón, pero nunca al traidor.

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this shit makes me wanna tear up. such easy fixes

[cynical @cynicalnyk]

Stop beating up Spurs fans and start beating up Kalshi influencers

[kayen (kay-en) @xothatbinch]

@tofusupremacy couldn’t agree more, a star was born !

[jordan @notbubbawallace]

a gay bar in philadelphia was hate crimed two nights ago by a dozen men who maced customers, and it’s not being reported anywhere. what the fuck.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people used to say “am I being punk’d right now” now they say “is this a psy-op being orchestrated by Mossad?”

[kayen (kay-en) @xothatbinch]

@doctorcersei

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Mamdani should lift this man up as an example and give him a damn medal.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Actress Quinta Brunson prank called comedian Marcello Hernandez and had him FREAKING OUT after asking why he wasn’t on the set of Abbott Elementary 😭💀👀

[Rhodesia @Rhodesiaonsol]

Unfortunately I believe he is about to experience what it is like to get crushed by a girl at 19 as part of his reverse aging process

[kayen (kay-en) @xothatbinch]

@T_wontmiss @lord_lila And sometimes they’ll have the audacity to say they really like you too… babes you don’t even know me & you didn’t even bother trying to 😭

[Alexander NikPRIShin @pwiscila]

Seeing and accepting people exactly as they are is more romantic than putting them on a pedestal

[kayen (kay-en) @xothatbinch]

IF THE FILES EXCEEDED THE CAPACITY WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY THAT

[kayen (kay-en) @xothatbinch]

this application keeps giving an error message every time I click submit so I’m giving up & scrolling on twitter instead

[Paul @orangepaulp]

average Carrie Miranda interaction

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A farmer in Texas says he hasn't seen a single live calf born since a data center was built next to his property.

Only stillbirths since.

If that's happening to livestock what effects will it have on the people around it?

[DBL MP / Double @dbl_mp1]

How does this video perfectly explain what is wrong with Age Verification laws lol

[helen @helen]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes