Megan

kind people are my kinda people

[Megan @xottamnagem]

I am just a girl begging clothing companies to please put a regular fucking short sleeve on women’s shirts

Stop with this cap sleeve nonsense, just say you hate women with big arms

[Megan @xottamnagem]

breaking my silence to say that body dysmorphia really is a cunt

[Megan @xottamnagem]

someone said the way they look from the side is none of their business and I have just never agreed with a statement more 😂

[Megan @xottamnagem]

no one:

me: *practicing my Barbie walk around the house*

[Megan @xottamnagem]

we are out in public, turn your flashlight text alert OFF

[Megan @xottamnagem]

A manatee came swimming up by me in the ocean today so I just need everyone to know that my life has peaked

[Megan @xottamnagem]

personally my favorite kids to babysit are the ones that say “I don’t like that you’re here” as soon as I walk in the door

[Megan @xottamnagem]

sang to my nanny baby at nap time for the first time and he just smiled at me then dozed off brb while I go cry my eyes out 😭🥹😍😭

[Megan @xottamnagem]

what the FUCK did Spotify do to the home page

[Megan @xottamnagem]

when men ask me if I do physique/body building comps: 😒😒😒😒

when women ask me if I do powerlifting comps: 🥰😊🥹😚

[Megan @xottamnagem]

I went to high school in Indianapolis; we lost so much funding my junior year that you had to pay to play sports (and not just your equipment or whatever, there legit was a fee just to participate) and class sizes jumped up so much bc they had to let go of teachers

[princess diana @diamoore_]

when you see this and then look at the other “publicly funded” high schools in indianapolis, you realize just how blatantly racist indiana is

[Megan @xottamnagem]

time is relevant, it was 6:31 in the morning

[Megan @xottamnagem]

my one day a week I can sleep in and I am woken up by my 80 lb dog trust falling onto me

[Megan @xottamnagem]

I need Starbucks to get their little lid situation together because there is absolutely no need for my $7 coffee to be dribbling out and spilling on me every time I take a sip

[Megan @xottamnagem]

I am a SLUT for a good rewards program

[Megan @xottamnagem]

@ColleenTabaka this is the best way to explain it lol

[Megan @xottamnagem]

had an iud removed and a new one inserted at the same time and sweet baby Jesus when I tell you I saw ✨stars✨

[Megan @xottamnagem]

“tAkE tWo TyLeNoL pRiOr”

you are basically piercing my cervix, BFFR

[Megan @xottamnagem]

his mom sent me a pic this morning of him playing by the window so he could watch for my car 🥹

[Megan @xottamnagem]

playing with the toddler and he pauses and looks up at me and says “Megan, you’re home!”

RIP MY HEART OUT WHY DONT YA