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to fall is unacceptable #FreePalestine #FreeCongo #FreeSudan

[MR. CLUB CHAT @unclenewby]

my phone died & this happened — this healed almost 2 decades of trauma ngl 😭

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

the fact that mariah saved a woman’s life on 9/11 by releasing this and made her late to work at the world trade center coz she stopped to buy the soundtrack

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

Wait a damn minute

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Lunch time

[JASIAH @PHREEJASIAH]

charlie kirk once said “the death penalty should be public, quick, and televised.” and God was like bet.

[RedHead @8queenprince8]

Is being a male some sort of disability ?

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

Don’t invite me nowhere with chairs that don’t have a back to it.

[aftersun @1litreoftears_]

Xptdrrrrrrrrrr le chauffeur du bus s’embrouillait avec un automobiliste jusqu’à lâcher un « Eh bah va niquer ta grand-mère ! ». Les mamies présentes dans le bus ont TOUTES dit « Orhhh ! » en chœur 😭

[teffy ₊˚⊹ 🇦🇷 @teffynyao]

el debe pensar q le estoy haciendo mimos en la cabeza pero enrealidad estoy haciendole masajes capilares para ayudar al flujo sanguineo y que no se quede pelado

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

We were talking about bike accidents in Toronto and my dad was like counting or not counting uber drivers and my brother and I just looked at each other and chuckled lol

[Brimcess @4kcardi]

Remember when TikTok was getting banned in the US and everyone was going over to that Chinese app and we found out Cardi been on there talking to them mfs 😭

[D @_Unknown_D_]

Look at her hand, the is a terrible user experience 💀

[r u b y .wav @wavruby]

Coworker: I killed a spider in my bathroom last night

Me: Nooooooo :( Don't kill spiders. They eat flies and mosquitos!

Them: i don't have flies in my house

Me: BECAUSE OF THE SPIDERS

[k .ᐟ @lunacoda]

50 years from now when someone asks me what 2026 was like im showing them this tweet

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

yall hiring??

[•𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆𓏵ˎˊ˗💉of maenoburgertwt (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑) @pibbleglazer]

Id never eat again if somone said ts to me

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

I thought we all agreed that if you’re from the gta you can say you’re from Toronto to the world

[CLAIRE @iluvgeckoz]

that shit said 84 bucks

[J Girl @juliethardt]

😭😭why she gonna say 2023 cuz lmaooo like who says that lol

[Ted Catman Shady Facts @kittyillcyan]

my OBGYN tried to argue with me against getting sterilized after i give birth bc my womb is peak baby age or something idk it was strange and uncalled for. when i wouldn’t back down on it he sighed, hung his head, and signed the consent form like sad Tigger gif