Krista

[Krista @xoxKrista]

I had a #Goal this year to read more #books . But in 4 months I couldn't even get halfway through one. Here is my #QuestionOfTheDay . Do #Cookbooks count as reading? I've bought and read/cooked through 5 of those.

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@carmie_thomas @izva69 @urgayasfucklol Thank You. Because I too was thinking I hadn't seen someone vaping on tv yet, as if I don't call BB "Vape Girl" as her government name🤣

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@swifferupdates Him throwing the ball in play from her exact spot tells me he went directly to the source for that TayVoodoo. She doesn't lose and even her haters know that🙂‍↕️

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@thankuneext I blame her mom for not moving the family to a different state to give Rue a chance at sobriety. Episode 1 fresh out of rehab when all her friends think she's dead but definitely after the suitcase🤦‍♀️Naaah you're 18, I'm NOW moving with your sister to Arizona....

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@whoistayvis 48 Days (not hours) after the countdown Toy Story 5 opens in theatres. We all knew it was Toy Story, but how none of us just counted the days is silly lol

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@RefinedPopulist Boomer Math is fun for me because Zillow proves the lie. My grandparents bought their 3 bed house with a sliver back yard in 78 for $80k CAD, sold it in 2010 for $750k and now its valued at $1.64m. We aren't all making 20x more than a firefighter and sahm back then to keep up.

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@ashleyschendel I hope they keep that same energy when they list it. "Nobody cares about market value. We only bought it for $× and haven't done a single renovation in 20 years."

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@Osi_Suave All these openly abusive parents in the replies being like "YUP I AM PROUD TO INSTILL FEAR OVER ACCIDENTS." My kid dropped a cup of milk on the couch, did the world end? No. Did he need to be disciplined or am I expected to be mature enough to control my emotions while WE clean🤔

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@CanaduhOh Everything you'd find in your garage. Easiest answer. Seasonal Tires, Tools, Paint, Camping, Hunting, Outside Toys, Seasonal Decor, Sports Equipment, Pet Accessories and Cleaning Supplies (I choose to ignore the kitchen area because why are you triple the cost of anywhere else😒)

[Dynamite Farmer @Turbo_Fucker]

You can tell that things are actually getting truly inexorably worse because in my day it was "artisanal avocado toast, lattes, and a dang eye phone" and for the zoomers its "mcdonalds"

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@MurkaDurkah I miss when the people older than us complained about how cheap things were back then compared to now. "Back in my day, $1 could pay for 2 movies at the cinema. We had penny candy. Nickle and Dime Stores." Now they act like its normal for houses to be 25x the median yearly income

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@cybelethebest I worry you missed the point. Don't work so much that you miss out on your kids' lives (school, sports, friends, personality, interests, teach life skills etc). We can't say "that doesn't matter, I go to work to provide" then be shocked the kid doesn't know/care about us later.

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@crotchner2 My grandpa's name was Kelsey. He chose to go by Martin at 18 (understood lol)

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@triiadxx Whenever I see a wife/girlfriend say "He brings me treats without me asking" and all I can think is "if I was grabbing a frap on the way to a friend's, it would be rude to only come with one for me. So surprise your friend with their fave drink." Girls were raised Considerate.

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@bpdsins I don't think one word has been spoken to me by The Man In My House ™️ today, because how dare it be Mother's Day. He did send me a screenshot at about 3pm of a text with his mom about how its all my fault she too didn't get told Happy Mother's Day🙄🤣

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@Ravenismeee Everytime I see someone I know lives in an apartment post a story from bed clearly not clothed... Aren't you worried about the fire alarm?!

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@tartecosmetics This tweet felt like a threat until I saw it was posted by Tarte and we were missing a couple stars🧮 I did not need that conspiracy energy on this fine Friday lol

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@mertcentury Ugggh Me whenever Nickleback puts out a heavy horny song. I can't ignore those... I try, but it'll find its way to me every damn time.

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@AfroVII ....do they realize we think that everytime we see a more capable adult man. Like "oh look at that dad taking his kids to the park Alone. I wish my husband did that." "I wish my husband acknowledged my Birthday/(insert holiday where only wife gets nothing)" "Yours Can See Mess?!"

[Krista @xoxKrista]

@Grindr @SabrinaAnnLynn @Madonna @StevieNicks @DollyParton And when we get an All I Want For Christmas Is You ft Sabrina Carpenter, I don't want to hear a single fucking complaint🫵