Ellie Stelmack

[Buffalo Rumblings @BuffRumblings]

Q: How many beers you gonna drink this weekend?

A:

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@michaelacp_ Wait so you were looking at a calendar when you asked if today was cinco de Mayo...

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@Frangione_A I need to try this

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And then she complains that her dessert is on the bill. “It should be free” “it’s my birthday” NOONE CARES

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It’s like Karen telling their server it’s their birthday and then pretending like theyre so surprised when the entire waitstaff has to stop what they are doing to sing happy birthday to a grown ass woman

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This whole birthday drive by while honking horns and screaming is by far the most annoying thing in the world. Especially when I’m trying to sleep. Go away world.

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@michaelacp_ You must not be eating the right pizza homie

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@michaelacp_ You are so wrong.

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@MillyVanilli70 🙄be nice

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Ok: I’m gonna start this whole twitter thing again.

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First things first. @toohotnetflix is literally fire

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@michaelacp_ I’m in. Lets do this

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@michaelacp_ https://t.co/5Y10INlO6D

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@Frangione_A Donate to the poor. AKA ME

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@The_NolanChrist Carry your own damn purse

[C Sobo @Clara_Rose_xo]

Throw the whole man away 🗑🚮 https://t.co/Lser9z9p4S

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Help settle an office debate: Do you hear "Laurel" or "Yanny" in this clip?