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[Andre 3004 @Blackkout__]

One of my favorite Black tv show tropes is where the main character promises to have a famous celebrity perform at an event and they then have to find the celebrity and convince them at the last minute to come perform and then the celebrity ends up coming.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Gum technology has completely stagnated. No progression in decades. The flavor should last minimum 8 hours by now. Ludicrous

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

girl we already know

[fawn @fawnncel]

looking at a photo someone took of you on their phone and having to pretend it’s not the ugliest photo you’ve ever seen of yourself

[meowww @reesanaemi]

So true…my eyes be wandering 😭😭😭

[What We Watch ® @mspeacherino]

Bread is so good smh. I see why birds be acting like that.

[mau 🍂 @villainsaints]

what it feels like to want to read but not be in the mood to read

[Redd @ReddCinema]

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

[Getlucky @Getlucky12341]

By age 26 you should have:

• Built a rocket
• Fought a mummy
• Climbed up the eiffel tower
• Discovered something that doesn't exist
• Given a monkey a shower

[miss brandi baby @senoritajuicy]

me explaining flappy bird

[terezarockstar @terezarockstar]

Rejection therapy is when I greet customers and they ignore me

[alex ☆ @okagalex]

i hate to agree with the old heads but it really is the phones like 😭 no one is well

[🎀 @amerikaaxoxo]

being questioned irritates my soullllll😭 idk why