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My 2nd novel, “My Heart Belongs in an Empty Big Mac Container Buried Beneath the Ocean Floor,” coming this fall from @CLASHbooks. Other books available in link.

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The (s)hits thus far. Updated.

From @ExpatLitJ, @HouseofVlad, @gobpilepress & @CLASHBooks.

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@EddCoates That’s like being at an improv show & the guy who gave the suggestion to the improv troupe saying “I created that” after the troupe finishes their scene.

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@ValentinaForUSA The sky behind you is very fitting…

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@EricLDaugh You fucking rubes celebrating him for removing the tariffs he implemented. Wow.

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@MilaLovesJoe You seriously can’t be this fucking stupid.

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@Fightful Shhhhhhhh…

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@WrestleOps Something smells pretty bullish too…

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@Casual_Que Whiny-ass Cody-hating fans are the “Cena sucks” fans of this era.

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@JOKAQARMY1 Because they died during Covid.

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@WrestleOps He should actually try that sometime then.

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@WrestleOps @97Abdulmalik @CMPunk This graphic is better than the match will be.

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@LivinForGiulia @wrestlescripts You’re totally right. Ilja has been in the WWE just as long as Bliss. Not a fresh face at all.

I’lL WaIT…

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@MilaLovesJoe The average illegal “refugee” gets ten billion kajillion zillion dollars a month after being in America for 5 seconds!!!!!!And that should INFURIATE everyone. Grrrrrrrr!

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@Catholic_Iam @BGatesIsaPyscho You sound just like a Catholic.

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@matt_vanswol Props in advance to whomever vandalizes the fourth.

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@georgesantos Bye, bitch. Bye.

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@matt_vanswol Hahahaha, pansy-ass.

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@WrestleOps You’re in for a rude awakening, Nicky.

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@Jgrib735 @jordan_castro2 @lukeburgis As a father of two young boys, I do, too.

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@oliverburdick Meh.