Caroline Schultz

Public Figure. For bookings please contact my assistant @rachelacortese

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

Me when none of my friends come out to the bar with me but then I find out the next morning they did I was just too blackout to notice https://t.co/XCT3483kf9

[DidKristinDrinkToday @DidKristinDrink]

Yes.

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

Tomorrow 🙃

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

Coming back to twitter after the shitstorm of yesterday is great. I love this app why did I ever leave

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

@CristobalCartel What do you think about the O line this year ?

[Rachel Cortese @rachelacortese]

Your #1 fan is waitlisted once again 😔 @jonasbrothers

[Rachel Cortese @rachelacortese]

This is the worst day ever. I hate Tennessee

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

@KristinStallone It’s RHOMIA AND OG trip for me though

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

@betchesluvthis where are your weekend horoscopes ?! they haven’t been posted in a month!! My coworkers and I look forward to this every Friday 😢

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

@walkthiswey47 This tweet didn’t age well

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

@KristinStallone @shayxonline @The_Rossetti bring back @DidKristinDrink bc idk who this this Kristin is

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

@KristinStallone We get it your married and have a dog

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

You think your petty? I was loosing so bad in a card game with my family that I stopped speaking half way through it and once it was over I got up poured myself a tequila white claw and said going to bed bye.

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

Should I do a fantasy league of the guys I’m talking to????!!

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

Can I cash in a new roster? This week’s is trash.

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

Can I cash in a new roster? This week’s is trash.

[Kristin Stallones Hernandez @KristinStallone]

@xoxocare when we ordered 4 before our flight to barcelona lol

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

So I got ghosted by this guy. Our last exchange was me sending him this tik tok. Seems pretty fitting if I say so myself https://t.co/kxOn7KqKI4

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

If one more person sends me a video of them doing fun stuff while I’m sitting in my house alone waiting for the corona test to come back I am going to shoot myself.

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

So I’m casually talking to this guy...turns out we know someone in common.......a guy I hooked up with.......and he proceeds to text him asking about me...... how’s your Monday going ? I SWEAR MY LIFE IS A FREAKIN JOKE

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

Slight downgrade ! Stay humble people !!

[Caroline Schultz @xoxocare]

@rachelacortese I CANT DO THE SPLITS ANYMORE. YOURE THE ONE THAT BOOKED MY PT APPOINTMENT.