Garrett Greer

I’m not good, I’m not nice, I’m just right.

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

This is really bad we desperately need transparency laws

[Alexis Franklin @alexisvicki]

I posted this on Instagram yesterday and got flooded with comments of relief that this gag in The Devil Wears Prada 2 was created by an actual human (me), so I figured I’d also post it here because I think these companies should get their flowers when they hire an artist.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Virtually all of that is kicking people who need the program off of it because Republicans don’t care if they starve.

[Halle Kiefer @HalleKiefer]

It’s a natural human reaction, to instinctively crave a ballroom in times of tumult

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I absolutely cannot top this

[Praise @tufpraise]

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

If your argument is that Eric Swalwell shouldn’t resign because plenty of Republican predators refuse to resign, you’’re putting politics over principle. The goal is to improve democracy by demanding better leaders; not lowering the standards on both sides.

[Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks]

"The 40% of the country who believe they represent 70% of the country" is a great way to describe centrists.

[Dev @sleepy_devo]

covid actually proved that americans cannot withstand short-term volatility in exchange for 50 years of safety. in fact, it proved that americans will get absolutely brain raped into another reality by short-term volatility.

[Streets For All @streetsforall]

🚨 Mayor Bass looks to delay K Line North while claiming she isn't 🚨

@MayorOfLA has drafted a motion that she claims will not delay the project, but could result in the project getting kicked back to 2041!

Read details and take action:
https://t.co/BBn8wKAb6q

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

No fifth place swimmer has ever been less silenced in the history of anything

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

drop the “media.” just “illiterate.” it’s cleaner.

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

He’d have stopped the asteroid from killing all the dinosaurs, too.

[Matt @iamnotmattt]

This must hit so hard if you’re incredibly dumb

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

tv show idea: girl reads her DMs out loud and 3 mothers have to guess which of their sons wrote them

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

CNN admits it was the US not Israel that killed 150 Iranian school girls on the first day of the war. It was a double tap, they also killed their parents who were trying to rescue them.

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨Let me explain what just happened because I don't think people understand how insane this is.

> A woman asked ChatGPT for legal help. It told her to fire her real lawyer. She did.

> Then it wrote 40+ court filings citing laws that don't exist. Cases that never happened. Judges that never ruled.

> The other side spent $300,000 responding to completely made up legal documents.

> An AI hallucinated an entire legal career and nobody noticed for months.

> OpenAI is now being sued for $10 million.

And this is the same company that just signed a deal with the Pentagon.

They can't even stop their AI from faking court cases. But sure, give it access to military intelligence. What could possibly go wrong.