oj ♥️

36-24-36? only if she's 5'3!!

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

seeing friends hanging out without me and getting fomo even though i was literally out with a different friend at the same fucking time.... girl stand up

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

just remembered the time i told a man about a habit i have and he inexplicably said "you dont do that". ?

[marina @bloodmajicks]

that’s just my half boyfriend don’t worry about him

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

i NEED to become ambidextrous because i've been doing my manual labour job mostly with the same arm for like 6 months and it's becoming visibly noticeable and it sounds like a joke but its NOT fucking funny

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

@evilaria speaking from experience, yes 100%

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

that man was promised to me 3000 years ago

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

@pinksimulati0n happens. but there is always tomorrow !

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

if you want you can also organise them by bpm but that's a torture method for another day (tomorrow)

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

hey guys did you know if you want to torture yourself for no good reason you can spend 4 hours sorting 238 songs by key on spotify

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

what is a "deltoid" and why do both of mine feel bruised

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

might make a spreadsheet about this

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

why doesn't spotify let you order playlists by key or bpm. probably because that would make it too easy to curate a vibe

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

"so what would you say is your greatest strength" mmmm.... probably my eyes

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

ok so update i have (very slight) reason to believe they're also trying to cut me off now... related? who can say

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

soft launching the fact that i'm still friends with the one guy everyone else seems to have cut off

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

40% done now. didn't work on it much yesterday sorry ☹️

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

about 33% done with this now btw...

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

im just so bored i'd rather be experiencing turmoil i want to do it all for the shits n gigs

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

lowkey yearning to get into another disastrous mutually toxic relationship/situationship so i can get dicked down and emotionally terrorise my friends but like. consciously and wilfully this time

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

i want to post them on my instagram story with captions such as "everyone's least favourite duo" and "back by extremely unpopular demand". or even "back by absolutely zero demand". i want my friends to sigh in disappointment whenever i bring them up. idk

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

not being funny brighton station ladies' loos whiff of fishy minge so bad i'm worried i'm gonna carry the smell out with me. and that's not me trying to minge-odour shame the people of brighton i think they just dont empty the sanitary bins frequently enough

[oj ♥️ @xoxohjay]

officially and publicly putting an end to the oj's ex saga cause about 3 weeks ago i uncovered something utterly repulsive pertaining to him and i think it finally broke down the last of my attachment cause i haven't thought about him with any sort of desire or interest since. so