Penelope Garcia

Spent my whole life being a good
girl just to find out niggas love hoes.

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

My hobbies include having no time for bullshit…

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

@RDaltonSaratoga 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

Now I know damn well I didn't just watch this Mike Cassel guy sit here on my TV and SMOKE CRACK just as casually as one would smoke a Newport or Malboro and then say "Alright, I'm think I'm good." 😳😭 #vondutch

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

I hadn't heard Lady Saw's "I've Got Your Man" in so long I'd almost forgotten about it until I just heard it while watching "How to Die Alone". I used to love that messy ass song 😭

[Tash @Na__Tasha___]

Megan Thee Stallion doing a whole concert for Kamala Harris is interesting lol

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

🥴

[New Gay/DL Books on Amazon | ThugHarmony V-VIII @Mr_Maleficent]

@RichardWritesOn Idk…. I still don’t think he’s Poppa. I know who I’ve always thought Poppa was and he is NEVER discussed when it comes to Karinne. But I can only think of one 80s and 90s rapper who could sweat her out for 14 hours like she claimed

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

@Iheartdabs1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

@Iheartdabs1 Dilly-dallying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

The number of times the narrator said Amanda Bynes and Dan Schneider's relationship was very close. 😩 #QuietOnSet

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

@MasseyTanisha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

Know I've always loved anything Freaknik related so I've been smiling the entire time I've been watching the Freaknik doc. Just pure black excellence 😭🥰

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

@1Rossy_86 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

Ok who's making the Freaknik Documentary playlist on Spotify?? 👀🙏🏾

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

The replies 😭😭

[Miss Briana 🫶🏼 @yeathatsbree___]

I remember this boy at the gas station told me and my friend “say sweetie, it’s bouta get busy round here yall can get yall pretty asses back in the car” 😂😂😂

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

I see why ppl just fall off the grid. You really realize everything we chasing either fake or don’t really matter.

[jr. @tayojr]

you have to make a concentrated effort to be youthful, lively & fun.
life will really harden you by default + before you know it.

[KG @theekarlag]

I don’t have a dream job or a dream career. I have no desire to climb up the ranks in title. I don’t want to lead a team or have a seat at the table. I simply want work life balance and to be compensated well enough to afford life’s necessities, and indulge in life’s luxuries.

[Princess Unicorn 👸🏾🦄 @biafradenmark]

@theekarlag "I have no dream job. I do not dream of labor."
- James Baldwin

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

@Iheartdabs1 🤣🤣 it sucked big time!

[Penelope Garcia @xoxolml]

This last episode of A Murder at the End of the World better be good.