M ï c

you only die once, so might as well die havin fun♤

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

me, doing research for my memoir:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

cheating on your partner then coming home to them and looking them in their eyes telling them you love them is a whole different level of disrespect

[lane @NoKizzyLane]

it is a man's job to set the tone in a relationship. a woman feeds off his energy. this is why showing up for her and being consistent is so important. she can't feel safe with you if you're not leading properly

[SIE @_badassiee]

Consideration

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

[Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe]

Soo true

[GloRilla 🦍 @GloTheofficial]

I’m such a unbulliable ass bitch 😂mf gone have to beat my ass to make me fold & ion see dat happening EVER

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

i’m boring. i like to watch thunderstorms, read good books, and watch scary movies

[Colton Johnson @ColtonJohnsonn]

Hot girls hit curbs

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

And suddenly, it is your turn and God makes it all happen for you.

[Kar🇯🇲 @KarlesciaNaomi]

Please get your kids gifts and celebrate them on Valentine’s Day so they don’t grow up thinking you should only celebrate love with a spouse

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

me, a bitch keeping salt n vinegar chips in business:

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

when Pierce The Veil said, “I’m tired of begging for the things that I want” I felt that in every part of my soul

[M ï c @xoxomicayla]

1000000% convinced my soulmate is on a different planet🫤

[☔ @Whotfismick]

ghosting people when my mental health is fucked up