Samantha ♔

[Samantha ♔ @xoxosmarli]

@kloie_wakefield @carlaakc @DisneyParks I did that, didn’t work. It takes me back to the queue.

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Weird how all these “free, independent thinkers” always land at the same old anti blackness and anti semitism.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Kanye threatened the Jews yesterday on twitter and it’s not even trending. Why do mostly only Jews speak up against Jewish hate? The silence is so loud

[Annette Taddeo @Annette_Taddeo]

I’m just curious why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5 to learn about hiding under desks and not that sometimes people have two dads.

[Sean Garrette @seangarrette]

we need an oldest sibling day — I’m a mother too! lmao.

[Rep. Gregory Meeks @RepGregoryMeeks]

Omicron or Omarion, either way, please get vaxxed or boosted like you “Post to Be”.

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

If you didn’t watch Degrassi growing up I feel bad for you

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Goober the Clown
(who had an abortion when she was 23)

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

once every three months a person who doesn’t drink water will do like a “gallon challenge” and buy some big ass jug for water with cutsie encouragement on it (“keep on chuggin’”) then after two weeks you never see the jug again and no one says anything

[amil @amil]

When I see a 28 yr old with a baby I’m like, “wow respect to these teen parents”

[Samantha ♔ @xoxosmarli]

Between my birth control making me psycho and @Olivia_Rodrigo’s new album, please pray for my boyfriend.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me This sign
🤝

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life because you’ll be unemployed

[Samantha ♔ @xoxosmarli]

@lilmissflips56 @GreysABC Earlier ones!

[Darren Criss @DarrenCriss]

hmmm more than 700 come to mind ... @OfficialGLEEtv 😜

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

If these Olivia Rodrigo songs came out when I was a teen I would have fucking exploded.

[Jai Nice @Jai_Not_Nice]

Celebrate yourself nobody knows what it takes to be you

[swm @sheathescholar]

now that I’m fully vaccinated, I just want you to know that I still won’t be able to make that thing because I don’t want to come.