celine,,

[Hompe30 @hompe30]

Man hört ja total, wie Silvie den kompletten Text aufs Ohr bekommt und nachquatscht. Wie peinlich ist das denn bitte #LoveIsland

[Luisa Neubauer @Luisamneubauer]

In Bayern wurden in 2022 mehr als dreimal so viele Klimaaktivist:innen verhaftet wie Windräder aufgestellt und vielleicht sollte das - zum Jahresabschluss - nachdenklich machen.

[alice @alice_the_saint]

if we get euro 2028 we should put rough gay sex in the opening ceremony and tell anyone who doesn’t like it to respect our culture

[MILF @parlayprincesa]

this tweet will never not make me laugh😭😭

[zayn @zaynmalik]

Does anyone feel like going back to FaceBook?

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was responsible for the timeline refreshing the second you saw a good tweet

[kyah @kyahnextdoor]

why do y’all post tiktoks on y’all story without cutting out the lil tiktok outro at the end

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD

[Somto @somto_Ihezue]

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Apple’s do not disturb button is lethal. like what you mean you texted me yesterday morning?

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

she was bein too real

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i’m picky & i picked u

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Seeing Don’t Worry Darling for a date tonight but what my date doesn’t know is that I also bought a ticket for Avatar at the same time and will be sneaking back and forth between the two movies like I’m in a 90s sitcom

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me: why tf does my back hurt?

also me: