Andrew Ellis

Scottish lad, live in Royal Arsenal, London. Stealing English jobs and English women. Well, not the women: I'm a bit funny that way.

[Justin Bellman @YourAvgBellman]

have we ever explored the possibility that Robert Eggers can't spell

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@Whu199 Shit, the Queen will be devastated 😢

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@CultureCrave Best 20 minutes of television I’ve ever watched.

[⚪️ @dudeszone]

forgive me father for i have sinned

[Olivier Awards @OlivierAwards]

The moment Sir @IanMcKellen unveils Sir Laurence Olivier's blue plaque, with a wave 🥹

[Joni Crave 🤍 @JoniCrave]

Joni Mitchell on how she threw the first brick at Stonewall:

“I was aiming for the gay guy and missed” stated the musician

[Jose Anchel @JoseAnchel87]

Los premios, a veces, son así. Glenn Close se une a tantas grandes actrices que nunca ganaron el premio pero que tuvieron su reconocimiento con el Oscar honorífico.

[AGENT-LOVE @agentamour]

@PolitlcsUK

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

There’s literally nothing that we won’t deep fat fry. It’s also a fuckin miracle there’s a Scotsman alive over the age of 45. Best cuisine in the fuckin world

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@Mr_SPICI Skippy… always Skippy

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@frozenaesthetic “Chinese food”

Because otherwise we might be suggesting cannibalism 🫠

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@Gosleepriya IN: liver

Otherwise the skin.

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@Elsie_560 A really good book.

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And here’s me saving my first shit of the day for the office bogs like an absolute amateur… 🧵🔽

[Greg Owen @Greg0wen]

Every so often I think of Whole Festival and the douching station incident from a few years back. 😅

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@kennixonette

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This should genuinely go down for millennia as the funniest thing that’s ever happened.

[El Borto @bortinez_]

“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

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@PastorAlexLove Atheists don’t believe in Satan, we obviously only eat plain dry toast.

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@McivorJaymey @RobKenyonReform @SarahForRuncorn Pervert.

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@JamianGerard You’re a fucking idiot.

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@gaynaughtywelsh 😻