lemon

film graduate // concert goer // frog lover

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

Get that fookin camera outta my face

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!
he has a strawberry!

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

So many hard choices to make in the gift shop

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

going from 23 to 24 feels so much more jarring than any other age. i’m in my Mid twenties now that’s gross

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

happy 5 year anniversary to the time i watched Bo Burnham’s Inside for 5 days straight and went insane and almost got sectioned

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

woooahhh new short i worked on is out NOW!!!
check out Funeral Season if you’re a cool guy

https://t.co/iIUXpwi7Iz

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

someone i went to uni with is at cannes.
the best thing i’ve done since graduation is a spoof cereal advert with decapitated barbies.
life i guess

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

can’t wait to listen to this drunken idea for a comedy bit when i’m sober. i’m sure it will be perfectly coherent

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!
he has a strawberry!

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

every other hamster can go home. i now have the cutest ever hamster

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

every other hamster can go home. i now have the cutest ever hamster

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

i’ve always made fun of dryrobe wankers but my boss lent me hers for an outdoor lesson today and my life has been changed. i was warm from shoulders to ankles

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

who the fuck hacked my spotify and just listened to one fontaines dc song

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

three pints, half a pack of cigarettes and conversation so absurdly awful the three tables around us leave. god bless the post work pub trip

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

anyone want an ai generated bottle of jack daniels shaped like a sausage dog? because debenhams are selling an ai generated bottle of jack daniels shaped like a sausage dog

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

taylor swift got engaged before me and my boyfriend Will be hearing about it for the foreseeable future

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

a seagull just stole my pizza slice out of my hand. this is the type of shit that only happens to clowns

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

sentenced to eternity in the fish dome

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

only took two months after moving in but sorted out my record shelf :3

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

i would do several illegal things to be at glasto rn

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

coming to the end of my first year working in a school 😭😭

[lemon @xplodinglemon]

@RossJWard *drops boiling hot tea over record* instructions unclear