Dismissive David

part time musician, full time x-ray tech, all pro jackass extrordinaire

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

She said to me "you have a big dick!" and in that moment I knew she was a fucking liar.

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

https://t.co/KnHUCUJJHb

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

At age 25, Blanche Monnier had set her heart on marrying a “penniless lawyer” who was not to her mother's liking.

When she disappeared one day, most assumed she had simply run off with him.

But 25 years later, someone sent local authorities an anonymous letter claiming that her mother was holding her hostage.

During their routine search of the estate, the police didn't encounter anything unusual until an unpleasant stench emanated from an upstairs room.

Intrigued, they proceeded to investigate and discovered that the door had been secured with a padlock.

Sensing that something was awry, the police forcefully shattered the lock and entered the room, only to be confronted with unimaginable horrors.

The room lay enveloped in darkness, with the sole window concealed behind heavy curtains and shuttered closed.

Within the blackened confines, an overpowering stench permeated the air, prompting one of the officers to swiftly command the window to be shattered.

As the sunlight flooded the room, the policemen's eyes beheld a scene of ghastly horror. The putrid odor stemmed from decaying food scraps strewn across the floor, encircling a dilapidated bed to which an emaciated woman was shackled.

With the window now opened, Blanche Monnier, after enduring over two decades of captivity, caught her first glimpse of sunlight.

Stripped of her clothing and bound to the bed since her inexplicable "disappearance" 25 years ago, she had been deprived of even the basic ability to attend to her bodily needs.

Her present state, now in middle age, was marred by filth and infested with vermin that had been enticed by the rotting remnants.

Overwhelmed by the reek of decay and squalor, the horrified policemen could only withstand the room's harrowing conditions for a brief period.

Blanche was promptly transported to a hospital, while her mother and brother, complicit in her long-term imprisonment, were apprehended by the authorities.

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

@infideler Ask anyone out there and they'll tell you I love feet. You asked me what I wanted to see on you.

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

@infideler Left elbow and right ear

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

@infideler I only mention it because it's supposed to reduce the frequency of phantom pain spells. Just wondering though. Miss you man

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

@CompoundBoss Totally would

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

This sums me up fairly well. https://t.co/xXRy6ozVuG

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

@FredBrooklyn @CompoundBoss Welcome back @FredBrooklyn
May your stay be long and fortuitous!

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

Happy New Year!!!Episode 8. Songs that got you into a whole genre is up and ready for your enjoyment or redicule. https://t.co/i5G8KV7XOV

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

Help, we've been mugged! https://t.co/jAWVsSJIT1

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/EZhWwGC87Q

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

I'm not dead yet!!! https://t.co/oNqGsIrlMt

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/eRMi3Uwyec

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

This week's exciting episode focuses on 80s pop music and the effect it had on our childhood. https://t.co/raMxC0kGMP

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

Strap in this one might hurt a little. Episode 4 is out now. Get it wherever you get your podcasts. #hitthestagepodcast
#mikeanddavehitthestage https://t.co/5jEDjsq8bo

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

@genesimmons This is the most tone-deaf tweet imaginable

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

Find it wherever you listen to podcasts

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Today is my 50th birthday AND the anniversary of The Machine story. As a present to myself, I’m sharing the teaser to my movie #TheMachine. If you guys enjoy it, please tag a friend, share it, and spread the word - let’s get this thing in theaters ASAP!!

[Dismissive David @xraydave]

@LGennaro1 I explained to my wife what a sombrero was in college. She was less than amused.