Xris Beltran

Musician/ Songwriter/ DJ/ Entertainer.

[Xris Beltran @xristhegiant]

Jack Harlow rap like:

“Left the fridge door open and the food was getting old now, so I shut the fridge door so the food can get cold now”

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There is a point in the cremation process when your meat is cooked to perfection.

[mark normand @marknorm]

The only thing good about the Rogan N word compilation is I can finally get hard again

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Jobs that pay minimum-wage shouldn’t be allowed to drug test. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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The Xris Beltran Podcast is officially on Spotify!!!

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My new song ‘SUPER’ is out NOW on all streaming platforms! Links in my bio!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Football fans this weekend

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Lesson learned. Don’t play a game where judging is determined by appeasing the contestants and not the actual winner.

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Get ready for more shitty content from me for 2022!

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Joe Rogan is just Oprah Winfrey for white stoners.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

White men should be allowed to play in the WNBA

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BREAKING! Chris Pratt is set to voice Johnny sims in a new film adaptation of the adult models animated biography.

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If you’re playing all your gigs with a wallet on your snare… you need a new snare homie.

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New Video Posted

Lanky Box is out of control!! https://t.co/YbYFQgQTlY via @YouTube

#lankybox #YouTube

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Next time Im in a job interview and the manager asks me to name a time when I took charge at work, I’m just gonna tell him to ask me another question 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Making fun of boomers this week. Let’s gooooooo

Animals | Xris Beltran Show #9 https://t.co/0w2OPkDHsG via @YouTube