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RTs/Likes don't imply endorsement. Tweets my own.

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

“Shadow Home Secretary” my guy you’re not even an MP 😂😂😂😂

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

Just been mugged by a group of WASPI women for my eclipse glasses

Apparently noone informed them in 1999 that the next eclipse was happening today

[John Healey @JohnHealey_MP]

My letter to the Prime Minister

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Net migration has fallen 82%.

I promised to restore control to our borders. My government is delivering.

I know there’s more to do, we’re introducing a skills-based migration system that rewards contribution and ends our reliance on cheap overseas workers.

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

The Carling Rebellion (2026)

[Looking for Growth @lfg_uk]

A group of NIMBYs have courageously grouped together to try and block the development of...

...a cancer hospital.

The UK's cancer survival rates are up to 25 years behind other European countries.

Is this acceptable?

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

Casting your ballot in a UK general election

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

Nanny state policies might not work in practice but at least they work in theory.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[Preston Byrne @prestonjbyrne]

“Marine, what is that button on your helmet?”

“‘We’ve had free speech in the United Kingdom for a very long time.’ A quote from Keir Starmer, sir.”

“And what is that on the other side of your helmet?”

“The UK Online Safety Act 2023, sir.”

“Free speech AND the Online Safety Act? Is that some kind of sick joke?”

“I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.”

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: All of Reform's 12 councils will raise council tax this year despite pledging not to in campaigns

Some of the planned rises include:

Worcestershire - 10%
Derbyshire - 4.99%
West Northamptonshire - 4.99%
Kent - 3.99%
Staffordshire - 3.99%

[@thetimes]

[ash 🌙 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Sarah Pochin(Reform MP): Would the Minister himself join the British army today?

Al Carns: No, I'd join the Royal Marines. 💥

[♱ natalie ☕️ @__MarieTherese_]

In the U.K., you can’t see a GP without describing your health issue to the receptionist for them to decide whether the issue warrants the attention of a doctor. Receptionists don’t have a medical degree, so it’s rather confusing why the NHS has deemed them qualified for this.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside of work.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Unironically, Starmer's Britain.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

"We noticed some people were watching the fireworks without paying so we have spent a vast amount of resources to stop that"

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

One of the reasons American destroyers were super-diligent about finding and rescuing downed airmen was because the carriers gifted the destroyer crews with large buckets of ice cream to "ransom" each airman.

You see, destroyers were too small to have ice cream makers. But carriers had a large and potent ice creamery. So good times all round.

In contrast, the late-war Imperial Japanese Navy crew were served dried rice with soybean paste, soy sauce, salt, and sometimes supplemented with canned veg/tuna

[Klara @klara_sjo]

This is a man who has had too much experience with the public.