Sauceyjames 🦆 - PhD in ThinkPads

ThinkPad fanatic & ex ThinkTrap. Nikon, Craft Beer, Anime, & F1 enjoyer. San Diego & High Desert. Comment if you DM'd me.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Remember in 2017 when a woman was pushed into the path of a bus on Putney Bridge by a jogger?

Well, a 44-year-old multimillionaire private banker with ties to the Royal Family and a former British Army officer has been arrested on suspicion of attempted grievous bodily harm.

[Ale @aliasvaughn]

The fact WH is fretting about this is incriminating in and of itself. Also… Let me be clear: if the reporters actually got incriminating recordings and they sat on them to publish a book instead of breaking news, that is a complete dereliction of duty.

[Clara-Sophia Daly @clarasophiadaly]

Boarded my flight at DCA National airport. Come to find out, the president of the United States has paused ALL flights because of the UFC fight at the White House.

The air traffic controllers were not warned, nor were the airport staff or travelers.

[Behold A Pale Horse @BeholdPaleH0rse]

The Spurs Final Boss/Rodman Fan has been found, and he’s about as you would expect.

This monster is called “Thee Wallace” and he has a message for the city of New York and Knicks fans.

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

The iPad kid epidemic is going to be looked back on as one of the biggest parenting mistakes of the 2010s and 2020s....

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Austin probably has a great Civil Rights case out of this.

An official in the US government leveling punishment on a citizen for his speech is clearly in violation of about 12 Constitutional Rights.

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

Cofounder got 0.06%. Brutal.

[Connor @joannesbitch]

girl sit down

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

yall see it right i’m not losing my mind

[Parmita Mishra @parmita]

ok this is INSANE 😭

recently a lab technician at Cornell didn’t want to pay for parking so she walked through a cemetery to get to work.

one day she noticed bees everywhere. brought a jar of them to her boss. turns out there are 5.5 MILLION bees living underground beneath that cemetery. one of the largest aggregations ever recorded. more than 200 honeybee hives worth. three times the population of Manhattan.

they’ve been there since at least 1935. possibly over 100 years.

one of the most insane discoveries in pollinator biology happened because a grad student didn’t want to pay for parking

😭

[Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter]

This is for the folks insisting there was no taxpayer funding used to put on this event.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

If The New York Times got its hands on leaked audio recordings from the Situation Room, then we have a massive national security crisis on our hands. That very likely means our enemies know everything that’s been said in that room, at least since Trump took over.

This should be a massive scandal.

[† lucia scarlet 🩸 @luciascarlet]

the funny thing about this dialog is that this is as far as I’m aware much the cheapest official way to buy Creative Cloud aside from student discounts and regional pricing

yes, they will charge you less if you first pirated their software than if you had simply wanted to pay for it from the start

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

He told the world about having to watch another man fuck his girl better than he ever did

Then he went home & his girl beat his ass wit a frying pan for putting their intimate business out there

& now he on here writing apology paragraphs… We ain’t ever seen no shit like this

[Ty @TysStuff]

“Trans people are sexualising our kids!”

Meanwhile, straight people:

[Sa’eed Jiddan @mish_aderr]

They’re coming for everyone’s homes because you let them do it in Palestine

[Billy 1885 @Boi85Billy]

Cameraman got set in first 😂😂

[Ian @Iwendtster]

Sean Strickland, the Only American UFC Champion shows up to the 250th Celebration fight night for America and is arrested and escorted out.

All because he criticized the administration, the government and the obvious corruption when it comes to Israel’s influence in both.

Wild.

Let that sink in for a minute.

America is compromised.

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

i understand those guys who leak national secrets now

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

This is the official channel of the United States Army broadcasting a private corporations live feed. This is illegal. No one in the Republican Congress will lift a finger.