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music on the radio

[Rate My Plate 🍽️ @ratemyplatenow]

Lunch for me and my son today, tuna for him & good old cheese & onion for me by Luke C

[Fishon 🐡🦐 @pierroquin]

@burneraccount4h Your mom

[breezeh @briscoepark]

i came across a horse glowing in the light from the cracked barn door

[Sophie 〓〓 @soupyferns]

3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home ….. music is going to be listened to like it’s never been listened to before

[Joe @popgoesjoe]

the gays love it. the straights love it. your mum loves it. The old dears in Tesco love it. It’s a universal smash!

[mr. booty ham sandwich @r0ttensilver]

going to the club in gta 6

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

[sarahs onlyhaters @ultracrap]

“are you drinking cranberry juice because you have a uti?”

it’s sad that in todays society a girl can’t enjoy a tart beverage made from an innocent fruit filled with antioxidants without being accused of something wrong with her. also yeah i have a uti

[maybug 🐞 @maybugsdiary]

this is cunt by definition

[Sean-Alexander @breakthetensean]

Just defended beans on toast in the Facebook comments section

[sab @sabbyku]

so grateful to be alive at the same time creature

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

[yelling over club music] I said do you prefer Tennant or Smith

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

Probably my most psychotic of works

And we love her deeply