steph 🦋

scorpio ☉ virgo ☽ aries ↑ elder emo | scenior citizen 🤘🏼 NYR ❤️🤍💙 #noquitinny

[ilya rozALLYov ☽ ☾ 💖💜💙 @nametags]

If a MILLENNIAL is requesting you jump on a call it is because your dumbass can’t comprehend the very basic information in the emails.

I do not know a single one of my millennial peers that WILLINGLY makes phone calls.

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

@schiz04renic myself.

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

Nothing will ever convince me that being 12 years old, sitting on the floor of your bedroom, listening to music on a tiny CD player while flipping through a magazine wasn’t one of the most peaceful eras of human civilization.

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

@Bruns0nsBurner i started taking a screenshot/adding to my wallet when i buy them now cause i almost didn’t get into spiderman cause it was down

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

hot take: your friends SHOULD call you out on your shitty behavior.

[dani @hellfindsyou]

i actually think as a society we need more songs by halsey regarding female rage

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

i dont wanna be an empath anymore
i wanna be a fucking bitch

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

@lyft one of your drivers was very aggressive about a half hour ago. Beeping at me, trying to go around me illegally, almost hitting an oncoming car, tailgating me for 3 blocks, all caught on dashcam.

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

#SpideyTracker Ridge Road/Lake Ave, Lyndhurst, NJ

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

@EnzoVerse7 no

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

@OxAbbe this isn’t even real. 🙄

[lydia :) @ruinlydia]

must be so boring to not be a spiderman fan this week omg

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

@acepage47 🙄 i have an XXL Carhartt long sleeve shirt i got from the thrift store and it’s on my fav shirts ever.

[Spider-Man Vibe 🕷️ @SpiderManVibe]

My internal dialogue every single day 💀

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

@NHL_Muse stu bickel

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

so @Spotify called me @machinegunkelly ‘s best friend and like i think we should make that happen 😭

[steph 🦋 @xstephnj]

they unfollowed me on IG less than 24 hours later 😂😂😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Leave your job and watch how many coworkers actually reach out.

None.

The people you called family forget your name by Friday.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I belong to the 1% of the population that has never watched a single episode of Love Island.