Chris

Take an Aussie. Remove hair. Sprinkle in some Welsh. Add a cup of gay and a tablespoon of OCD. Serves millions. I'm an ESFJ. I don't share food.

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@TwitWormXXX Harry HighTowel

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@JJDodders Speaks well of you

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@Hermesparcels pretty disgusted by the attitude given to me by your delivery driver when I took too long to answer the door. If he caught C19 from my cough as I opened my door it’ll be his own fault. He was determined to wake me. I have footage of entire incident.

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@FetishFreakLDN Are they mine from the bag I dropped off t'other day? I'd get such a kick outta that ;-p

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@phillavelle Still can't process this. So sad. Do you know of any service or memorial event?

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Today I mainly remembered and cried. It was an honour and a privilege to have had Neil Penlington as a mate. A fascinating, considerate, intelligent, fun, modest, smiley force of nature with an impressive list of life achievements, despite its too-soon end. R.I.P Mr P. xxx

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@LBC I may be wrong but I think I heard the newsreader mistakenly use the word "Ofcom" instead of "Oxfam". Oops! - Chris Whitechapel

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@JoshuaSpeers I am so not interested in you

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@nanoleaf Why does your payment gateway keep cancelling my order? I've tried 3 times with 2 different payment methods. I'm going to miss the sale now :-(

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Wall art made of light???! This is SO cool, check it out #myAurora https://t.co/dTrHf4Bilf

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@LockedSporty @FetishFreakLDN Me!

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@FetishFreakLDN Phwoar - the bloke in the background is pretty fit too ;-)

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@KTHopkins @LBC Do you honestly believe people *choose* to get into such a state? Perhaps b/c they want to be vilified by publicity whores?

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@CaptainKaneway I'm genuinely impressed - I'd have expected it to be made by a team of devs in a large software house. Snaps

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@CaptainKaneway Holy crap! YOU wrote MacID?!?!?!

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Can you spot the arsehole? Look closely now.

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Couldn't let today go without breaking my twitter drought. A selfie - it's what he would have wanted. R.I.P. mate xx http://t.co/O6tkM1dTCS

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@Isleepinthebuff Why thank you... Google aren't exactly beating down my door but it does the job. Hehe