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hole

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Reinstate the UC Davis D1 NCEA equestrian team - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/X8Vy1Pu7PJ via @Change

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@killmeowpls Maybe the hellp are cool because they’re in skinny jeans Did we ever think about that

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I’m in my college library farting

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I be in my girl ear like https://t.co/rfRwb89ZHu

[tom @xtalshawty]

You scare the hoes every time you tell a joke to get more ladies you gotta get more woke

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@killmeowpls Faux hawk supremacy

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

You just had to be there.

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😍

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

✨ Matt Dillon’s Closet Picks!✨

[tom @xtalshawty]

The best is still yet to come

[tom @xtalshawty]

New supreme is officially good I’ve declared

[tom @xtalshawty]

@wetcheesebag Always

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@ShavasanaBrah @JacobJohnHoward junya box logo

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@killmeowpls And then sometimes it’s like Wow 😍

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@2002sunglasses 😕

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@wetcheesebag ??

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@wrotator Kurt Vonnegut lowkey

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Girlfriend smells like birthday cake

[tom @xtalshawty]

What do German hipsters listen to?

The Prostal service 😂

[tom @xtalshawty]

@dyIanbonito Yep

[sophie @netcapgirl]

i know a guy in his 40s who’s handsome, super wealthy, throws huge parties at his long island mansion, war veteran, into jazz…

and yet he spends many of his nights staring across the manhasset bay wondering why he’s unable to find true love

is modern dating really this broken?