TMamma

just your regular candy cane with a mustache

[TMamma @xtarynx3]

I think I’ve reached peak reader. I was in the kitchen but I left my bookmark in the bedroom so I just used an avocado

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Today is like opening a 2 pack starburst and it’s orange and yellow

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I love traveling but there truly is nothing like your own bed

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Why is it impossible to get enough protein daily?

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Nobody’s here to celebrate my dogs birthday party and it’s gonna tip me over the edge

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Gonna loose my mcfreakin mind

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So sick of everyone putting me on a timeline that suits their needs with no care for mine

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@spooky_hoe420 No it’s not 😂

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@spooky_hoe420 It does not

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Has anyone gotten their dogs to poop in this snow cuz I sure haven’t

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I’ve never had a chilis triple dipper and I feel like that’s a crime

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I wish I could say that I have no regrets, but my life is full of nothing but regrets.

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I hate winter

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I think one direction cured my headache

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My horoscope today just told me I’m funny

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My family is going to send me spiraling right into an eating disorder

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I have such a hard time coming to terms with the fact that some people are only in your life for a short period of time. Even though at some point they meant everything to you

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I’ve learned that people don’t deserve second chances. When someone shows you who they are, believe that shit

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My life’s never felt like more of a mess, but my rooms never been cleaner so we will take the little victories

[TMamma @xtarynx3]

You should be so proud of yourself, you scared a girl with anxiety into doing your bidding. Take a bow. Hope you’re happy 😊