Jacob

vegan / xxx / leftist / ct •••• 📸@xteam_avatar

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

i might be a shitty person but at least i don’t drink milk

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

performing free bird unironically was not on my life bingo card

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

i wish it was socially acceptable to tell the sound person that it’s too loud

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

@tmsilverman i donated my liver and saved a life.

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

i met this guy named linden and i told him i’d never forget his name. the problem is i forgot who he is

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

@cashmoneyl4uren this is really sad :(

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

my phone keeps suggesting i drive to new jersey but there is literally no reason to

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

officially the worst weekend

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

we are sorry that your cat died in our care. that will be $2000 please but don’t worry we took off $590 because we didn’t do the ultrasound

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

@cashmoneyl4uren arroy thai in middletown makes this and it’s banging and vegan we should go!

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

i think it’s crazy that people don’t put the seat down after peeing

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

@murduhhshewrote omg!!!!

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

@C3L3X0 more fruit!

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

playing catan: does anyone want to just give me a resource?

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

on april fools day, zoom should reverse the mute button randomly during the first five minutes of the meeting

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

praying for the following setlist tonight:

set 1: seek up
set 2: #41
encore : sledgehammer

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

@cashmoneyl4uren @sylvie_v1 same dude i slip the second my skates hit the ice!!

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

@cashmoneyl4uren @sylvie_v1 of course u would. that’s why id never go ice skating with u 😂

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

being a musician is crazy

[Jacob @xteam_avatar]

in 2.4 miles, stay in your fucking lane