Blings

Always open to new adventures✨

[Blings @xtechdream]

I feel like to enter this match defend for Egypt be like them don dey sloppy

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Lionel Messi has missed four penalties at FIFA World Cup's, not including shoot-outs.

Twice as many as any other player 😬

[Squawka @Squawka]

Lionel Messi has now missed HALF of the penalties he's taken at the World Cup. 🤯

❌ vs. Iceland (2018)
⚽ vs. Saudi Arabia (2022)
❌ vs. Poland (2022)
⚽ vs. Netherlands (2022)
⚽ vs. Croatia (2022)
⚽ vs. France (2022)
❌ vs. Austria (2026)
❌ vs. Egypt (2026)

He's the FIRST player in World Cup history to miss two penalties at a single edition (excl. shootouts). 😳

[Blings @xtechdream]

Penalties are not so easy afterall 😭😂 #ARGEGY

[Blings @xtechdream]

Efootball scary names but nothing to show for it lol

[Blings @xtechdream]

That's the best players in the world right there

[SIR AHMED @midopido21]

Bruno Fernandes vs Chile

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes 👹

Voted for by the players 🏆

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Gr𝟴teful, Hon𝟮𝟬red, Proud. 𝗪𝗘 did it! ❤️

[Blings @xtechdream]

@bena_cuna @Shasheen_ If you like no learn write without AI. Fry your brain

[Mr Sergio @samson_samsen]

Look online: there are pages teaching young men how to text a lady, how to talk to a girl, how to ask her out, how to be confident around women, and how to satisfy a woman. There’s literally a niche educating men on women’s psychology and bodies. But still online, on the other hand, you’ll see a whole niche indoctrinating women into solipsism, detachment, and the worst possible personality - nothing on male psychology or how to be with men.

“Women-only gym,” “women’s-only canteen,” “women are not initiators,” “if he doesn’t, don’t blah blah,” “if he cannot, don’t blah blah.”

At the end of the day, men learn how to be with women, and women never learn how to be with men.

And because the motivation for men to be with women is, majorly and naturally, sexual, men get women, f*ck women, and lose the fog right after that. With that, the woman’s presence - which was never fun but made fun by the man’s pressing need to ejaculate - becomes irritating right after ejaculation.

But this becomes a cycle, and it stays a cycle. Because the woman, in that instant, and being naturally allergic to accountability, interprets that event as the man being evil and “just after sex,” and never sees it as her not being fun to be with for any other reason but sex. So next time, with the next guy, she plays harder to get. But men stay educated on how to get women, and they do so. The woman falls again, gets f*cked, and gets the same post-sex attitude from another guy. At that point, she generalizes her experience: “all men are evil and deserve to die.” It never dawns on her to look inward.

Naturally, a woman cannot bring herself to reflect and hold herself accountable and, thus, be better. And socially, she’s conditioned to see the responsibility to be better as solely the man’s.

So, Men come online and see on their social media feeds stuff like “how to do X with women,” “how to satisfy a woman,” “how to make her fall for you,” and are immediately reminded that they can do better. This is not the same for women.

Women stay illiterate on her to be with men. And women complain about men being cold around women. These are the problems.

[hulk. @stillhulk]

set & forget

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

18 - Bruno Fernandes' 16 assists in the Premier League this season have won Manchester United 18 points, the most by a player for a team in a single campaign in the history of the competition. Construct.

[AKINWANDE @iam_commando]

Premier League Player of the Season conversation?

Igor Thiago, Bruno Fernandes and Declan Rice.

Let’s analyse and each players according to their primary roles.

IGOR THIAGO:

Brentford’s top scorer.
Goals: (19) 2nd 🥈
G/A: (20) 3rd 🥉
Goals per 90: (0.73) 2nd 🥈
XG: (17.49) 2nd 🥈
Top 2 striker in the league.

BRUNO FERNANDES:

G/A: (23*) 2nd 🥈
XA: 1st 🥇
Assists: 1st 🥇
Chance created: 1st 🥇
Big Chances Created: 1st 🥇
Chances Created from Set Pieces: 1st 🥇
Through Balls: 1st 🥇
Chance created from open play: 1st🥇
Key Passes: 1st 🥇

He is the best player in his position by a mile.

DECLAN RICE:

Goals: 55th
Assists: 8th
Interception: 27th
Successful short passes: 10th
Successful crosses open play: 22nd
Duels won: 66th
Blocks: 53rd
Total passes: 7th
Total tackles: 21st
XA: 3rd 🥉

He is not the best player in his position. Players like Bruno Guimarães and Enzo Fernandez outrank him in all stats in his position.

Numbers don’t lie and eye tests don’t deceive either. Delan Rice has done nothing special to be considered as the player of the season.

[Blings @xtechdream]

@thatsh0rtdude 😂

[Blings @xtechdream]

Can’t lie, every time I use Google’s hum-to-search feature it feels like magic 😂🔥 Crazy tech!

[🇲🇳⁷⁷ @lekanfortheg0ds]

women’s football is crazy, why is a 10 playing as a 5